Way down south (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

Brutuskend

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Boudreaux, a Cajun highlander from Rapides Parish in central Louisiana, was an older, single gentleman, who was born and raised a Baptist, living in South Louisiana. Each Friday night after work, he would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. Now, all of Boudreaux's neighbors were Catholic... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Fridays. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.


The priest came to visit Boudreaux, and suggested that Boudreaux convert to Catholicism. After several
classes and much study, Boudreaux attended Mass... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist and raised a Baptist, but now you are Catholic."



Boudreaux's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Boudreaux's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped in amazement and watched. There stood Boudreaux, clutching a small bottle of water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat, and chanted:
"You wuz born a deer, and you wuz raised a deer, but now you a catfish."

 

Fenixgoon

Lifer
Jun 30, 2003
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Originally posted by: bignateyk
4/10 for humor, and 6/10 for mocking weird catholic laws = 10/10 :thumbsup:

yes, let's all go be ignorant bastards to every religion we don't like:disgust:
 

Ika

Lifer
Mar 22, 2006
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Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
Originally posted by: bignateyk
4/10 for humor, and 6/10 for mocking weird catholic laws = 10/10 :thumbsup:

yes, let's all go be ignorant bastards to every religion we don't like:disgust:

Oh come on now, don't start that sh!t here...
 

bignateyk

Lifer
Apr 22, 2002
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Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
Originally posted by: bignateyk
4/10 for humor, and 6/10 for mocking weird catholic laws = 10/10 :thumbsup:

yes, let's all go be ignorant bastards to every religion we don't like:disgust:


lol.. im catholic but thanks