Water is off and I have to poo [resolved]

[Herr Kutz]

The water in my apartment is off, and I have to poo. What do I do?

I have no car so driving somewhere isn't an option.

Edit: Story/wall of text on page 3 post 65.

 

[bignateyk]

The water in my apartment is off, and I have to poo. What do I do?

I have no car so driving somewhere isn't an option.

Take a dump in your trashcan and throw the bag down the garbage chute?

 

[TechBoyJK]

The water in my apartment is off, and I have to poo. What do I do?

I have no car so driving somewhere isn't an option.

is there a park nearby?

 

[moshquerade]

one man, one cup?

 

[Demo24]

well....you get one flush

 

[SpatiallyAware]

Your water heater has ~40 gallons of perfectly good water in it.

 

[SearchMaster]

well....you get one flush

This, assuming the toilet has a tank.

 

[vshah]

so maybe...walk somewhere?

also you should have 1 flush remaining...or did you already use it?

 

[vshah]

Your water heater has ~40 gallons of perfectly good water in it.

no way to get it out if he's in an apartment and there's no pressure...

 

[Away]

Fling it at the maintenance staff for turning off your water.

 

[darkxshade]

Put a leash on and tell your dog to take you for a walk

 

[bignateyk]

Where do you live? You could melt a couple gallons of snow and put it into your toilet tank, which should give you enough water for a flush.

 

[Demo24]

alternatively, shit in the bushes and then claim the front yard as your domain.

 

[zinfamous]

If you have a tank, you can just fill a bucket with water and toss it into the bowl. That will flush, every time.

oh snap..where are you gonna get the water to fill a bucket? lol

:hmm:

I vote poop on the lawn of your property manager.

:thumbsup:

 

[Cookie]

Use a grocery bag. Keep it in your freezer for future pranks.


(I personally do not recommend this suggestion)

 

[moshquerade]

Put a leash on and tell your dog to take you for a walk

ahahahaha! gold! :thumbsup:

 

[Brigandier]

This is the best thread ever.

Poop out the window!

 

[bunnyfubbles]

so maybe...walk somewhere?

also you should have 1 flush remaining...or did you already use it?

he could always go somewhere and get water to fill up the tank with to get an extra flush

of course poop first

 

[moshquerade]

This is the best thread ever.

Poop out the window!

I know, right? I am laughing out loud here, for real.

Careful pooping out the window, wind could come up and you're doomed.

 

[zinfamous]

you know...you could always poop now, flush later...when the water is back on.

We won't judge you.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Put on some depends.

 

[bignateyk]

I know, right? I am laughing out loud here, for real.

Careful pooping out the window, wind could come up and you're doomed.

Poop always beats wind. Just like rock beats scissors.

 

[GTaudiophile]

Got a spare Pringles can?

 

[moshquerade]

Poop always beats wind. Just like rock beats scissors.

learn something new every day :thumbsup:

Got a spare Pringles can?

LOL!

 

[RedRooster]

Got any old socks you don't need???