Watch what you say to kids!

Zim Hosein

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A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While
playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting,
he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a
boyfriend?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in
my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep
me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me
laugh. I'm so happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She
started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in
focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV
hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell
ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's
minister.

The minister said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom banging
her boyfriend."

The minister fainted!

:p
 

WyteWatt

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Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While
playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting,
he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a
boyfriend?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in
my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep
me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me
laugh. I'm so happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She
started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in
focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV
hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell
ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's
minister.

The minister said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom banging
her boyfriend."

The minister fainted!

:p

:disgust::roll:
 

RU482

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ahh...I see...she'd been banging the minister, and then he was shocked to find out she was screwing around
good story
 

Deadtrees

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"The minister fainted!" part ruined it.
A good joke leaves its ending up to readers' imagination.
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: Deadtrees
"The minister fainted!" part ruined it.
A good joke leaves its ending up to readers' imagination.

That is called a mystery Deadtrees ;)