Was typing an email, said mysql instead of myself

FoBoT

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It is March 1st and the first day of DBMS school
The teacher starts off with a role call..

Teacher: Oracle?
?Present sir?
Teacher: DB2?
?Present sir?
Teacher: SQL Server?
?Present sir?
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL
[In rushes MySQL, unshaved, hair a mess]
Teacher: Where have you been MySQL
?Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st?
 

AgaBoogaBoo

Lifer
Feb 16, 2003
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Originally posted by: FoBoT
It is March 1st and the first day of DBMS school
The teacher starts off with a role call..

Teacher: Oracle?
?Present sir?
Teacher: DB2?
?Present sir?
Teacher: SQL Server?
?Present sir?
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: MySQL?
[Silence]
Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL
[In rushes MySQL, unshaved, hair a mess]
Teacher: Where have you been MySQL
?Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st?
:D