Was tryin to talk to a messenger buddy, but hes not there, and I can't understand who is. Need translation!

[jimbob200521]

Heres what I've got so far, certain words changed for obvious reasons:

[20:56] OMGWTFBBQ!!!!11!!on!!!e!1!11: where were you today?
[21:09] dewarto-: my chode was hurtin
[21:09] OMGWTFBBQ!!!!11!!on!!!e!1!11: haah
[21:09] OMGWTFBBQ!!!!11!!on!!!e!1!11: so whats up
[21:09] dewarto-: alex dont b here right b1tch who this b
[21:10] OMGWTFBBQ!!!!11!!on!!!e!1!11: this be ryan
[21:10] OMGWTFBBQ!!!!11!!on!!!e!1!11: whos this
[21:10] dewarto-: dis b colton
[21:10] dewarto-: who ryan?
[21:11] OMGWTFBBQ!!!!11!!on!!!e!1!11: from whiteside
[21:14] dewarto-: b1tch u dont know me
[21:15] OMGWTFBBQ!!!!11!!on!!!e!1!11: ur point.....
[21:15] dewarto-: im a real o'l G
[21:19] OMGWTFBBQ!!!!11!!on!!!e!1!11: b1tch plz
[21:19] dewarto-: b1tch if i was slangin dro u couldnt get an OZ

edit: me = OMGWTFBBQ!!!!11!!on!!!e!1!11

 

[Sheepathon]

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[Hail The Brain Slug]

I believe he's trying to communicate, captain! It seems to be some sort of primitive language...

 

[quakefiend420]

alex is not available
i am ryan of whiteside
you know nothing about me, but i am a respected person
and if i was selling marijuana i wouldn't sell it to you


EDIT: and that guy is an idiot

 

[Hail The Brain Slug]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
alex is not available
i am ryan of whiteside
you know nothing about me, but i am a respected person
and if i was selling marijuana i wouldn't sell it to you


EDIT: and that guy is an idiot

It actually said that? How the hell did you make that out of it? (looks like gibberish to me, lol)