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Was I born with /god mode on?

El Guaraguao

El Guaraguao

Diamond Member
I'm 27 years old. When it comes to personal health, i never had any issues. i feel like im in god mode. (open up the console and type /god for god mode. only works in real life if you're me)

I never broke a bone in my life. Although I should have when I was a kid. They were plenty of times I should have broken a bone, due to the stupid stunts I pulled as a kid.

I have yet to get a cavity. Yep. No cavities. Its not like I'm anal about my teeth either. I mean I wake up, brush my teeth and that's it. I don't brush before I go to sleep, unless I'm about to render a chicks pussy useless.

Never been to the hospital for any illness. I don't have diabetes, AIDS or hepatitis. The only time Ill contract AIDS is when somebody post some stupid fail-video from youtube. ya know, the ones that are rated around 2 stars? but then, my cells defeat AIDS, ftw.

Everything I do, work related that is, i usually end up being the man you would depend on. Ever since I started actually working at the age of 15, I would be the first one in, and the last one out, with the boss-man of coarse. Its not the matter of ass-kissing either. I fucking work HARD. Plain and simple. I have calluses on my hands and feet to prove to my grand children in the future.

So you tell me how far out I am. If you got questions, ask. Ill answer them.

LETS DO THIS, LIKE JUDAS!

oh and PS, i also got a big dick. lol


/drunk
 
you ever live through a crazy plane crash or car crash unharmed?

Ever jump off a 3 story building without getting hurt?

Give us a real reason to believe that you have on godmode, not that you are a pussy and have never broken a bone before
 
Originally posted by: Crono
IDDQD
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Crono's post is full of nothing but WIN.


as for whoever commented that alcohol doesn't affect god like mode. Let me tell you something. Im getting drunk off LIFE, OK? end of discussion.
 
Originally posted by: Gothgar
you ever live through a crazy plane crash or car crash unharmed?

Ever jump off a 3 story building without getting hurt?

Give us a real reason to believe that you have on godmode, not that you are a pussy and have never broken a bone before
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I lived through a car crash, totally unharmed. Cant say the same for the driver. I jumped off a 1 story building and landed on cement with out harm. I failed jumping into the pool, at the time. with these questions you asked, I sense that you are.........well, jealous? Let me know when you need help. ill put on a cape and ill see what I can do. no promises though.
 
It's like uncapped cable internet, you just aren't supposed to talk about it. Now that you have, the universe mods will correct the programming error and you'll have 27 years of illness and injury come at you all at once.
 
this is the internet, and the internet lives among the world. Excuse me, but this is a big ass world, and you surely are not the only one.

BTW, what sports do you play?
 
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