I'm at the gym tonight doing my stuff. I got off a flat bench and went to exchange my dumbbells for some different ones. When I got back there is some douche standing there chatting up some chick with his foot up on my bench. My stuff was tucked under the bench, so its obvious it was in use.
I set down my weights at the foot of the bench, the guy looks at me and takes his sweet time getting off the bench and moving out of the way. Now Mr. Douche's foot print was there mixed with my smelly man sweat on the bench. I look at the spot and look at him and the following converstion takes place:
Me: You going to clean that for me?
Douche: Huh?
Me: You going to clean this bench for me?
Douche: Why?
Me: You had your foot on it, its dirty.
Douche: ( dripping heavy sarcasm dickhead attitude) Well I didnt mean to get your bench all dirty, let me clean that all up for you.
Me: Well if I wanted to work out in all the crap on the floor, I would have done that.
Douche: (as he is wiping down the bench, same shitty attitude) I didnt mean to ruin your whole day here.
Me: Didnt ruin my day ...buddy
Douche: That clean enough?
Me, Yeah, absolutely outstanding.
And then we stand there for about a minute doing the whole stare down thing, and he walks off to the water fountain. For a few minutes I thought maybe I was being a dickhead, then I thought...Nah, screw that guy.
I set down my weights at the foot of the bench, the guy looks at me and takes his sweet time getting off the bench and moving out of the way. Now Mr. Douche's foot print was there mixed with my smelly man sweat on the bench. I look at the spot and look at him and the following converstion takes place:
Me: You going to clean that for me?
Douche: Huh?
Me: You going to clean this bench for me?
Douche: Why?
Me: You had your foot on it, its dirty.
Douche: ( dripping heavy sarcasm dickhead attitude) Well I didnt mean to get your bench all dirty, let me clean that all up for you.
Me: Well if I wanted to work out in all the crap on the floor, I would have done that.
Douche: (as he is wiping down the bench, same shitty attitude) I didnt mean to ruin your whole day here.
Me: Didnt ruin my day ...buddy
Douche: That clean enough?
Me, Yeah, absolutely outstanding.
And then we stand there for about a minute doing the whole stare down thing, and he walks off to the water fountain. For a few minutes I thought maybe I was being a dickhead, then I thought...Nah, screw that guy.
