Was Had, It was a joke.

olds

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:|:Q




Anyone confirm?
I was told it was late, breaking CNN news but I can't find it.
 

This could be huge...lemme fire up my TV tuner.

EDIT: what's your source thus far?
 

Megatomic

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I haven't heard anything, but if this is true it is time to celebrate. Now just to get that Al Zarquawe dude.
 

olds

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The bltch! :|
It was a joke.

"It's been reported that Osama bin Laden was captured this morning at 4:22 a.m Pacific standard time by U.S Special Forces..

The main suspect of the attack on the World Trade Center in New York City., Bin Laden was captured at gunpoint as he fled an underground tunnel in a deserted mountainside of southern Afghanistan.

Northern Alliance troops, who witnessed the events unfold, explained that moments earlier United States war planes had sprayed liquid viagra across southern Afghanistan, and the little prick just popped up.!"
 

Balt

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If this isn't true you deserve several very hard kicks to the groin.

Edit: Yup, you deserve them.
 

Kenazo

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it would be very conveniant timing if Bin Laden would be capture so soon before the election. "Look, we are winning the war on terror"...
 

HappyPuppy

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If we captured/killed Bin Laden it would make no difference. Terrorism would continue. It is a fragmented and cellular society that kills the innocent. There is no head to cut off to kill it.

Get ready for a long ride, folks.
 

Rage187

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If Bin Laden was captured Bush would win this november.

Hell he'll probably win anyways.
 

Balt

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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
If we captured/killed Bin Laden it would make no difference. Terrorism would continue. It is a fragmented and cellular society that kills the innocent. There is no head to cut off to kill it.

Get ready for a long ride, folks.

It would make a difference to me.
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
If we captured/killed Bin Laden it would make no difference. Terrorism would continue. It is a fragmented and cellular society that kills the innocent. There is no head to cut off to kill it.

Get ready for a long ride, folks.

Indeed. Fortunately ours seem to be quite docile compared to the ones Israel and Russia are rumbling with. Of course, ours don't live next door, either.
 

zoiks

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
If we captured/killed Bin Laden it would make no difference. Terrorism would continue. It is a fragmented and cellular society that kills the innocent. There is no head to cut off to kill it.

Get ready for a long ride, folks.

Indeed. Fortunately ours seem to be quite docile compared to the ones Israel and Russia are rumbling with. Of course, ours don't live next door, either.

I believe that you probably dont know much about whats really going on in the world. Please do a search on google on Chechnya and find out before making such a statement. You probably dont hear about the abuses and crimes commited by Russians now do you. Check the human rights site and find out the facts for yourself. hrw.org.
Israel is the same. Terrorism comes in many forms and one obviously being conducted by terrorist governments.