Ahhh,
I still like my idea of a public lotto accompaning McDipsh!t's death.
Instead of an anal plug, I would use a stick of TNT. Then through him into a field that has a grid on it with numbers in the grids. As McMoron runs around trying to get the TNT out of his butt hole the TNT will explode. If you have the # of the tile that he died on, You win.