Warning: Painful Joke

oldandquitemad

Senior member
Jun 15, 2000
591
0
0
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."
Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.

The frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager. Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against a loan.

She asks if he has anything that he can use as collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says: "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?" . . . .

The bank manager looks back at her and says: "Its a knick knack, Patti Whack, Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!"
 

poop

Senior member
Oct 21, 1999
827
0
0
That was damned silly, to say the least. It was amusing none the less.
 

thraashman

Lifer
Apr 10, 2000
11,108
1,575
126
Wow. the classics never die. I'm surprised that one hasn't shown up here before. It's been like 2 years since I've heard it, but it's still funny.
 

Zapster

Banned
Mar 5, 2001
264
0
0
That was pretty funny. I'm still laughing!

Still Laughing



Still Laughing



Still Laughing



Still Laughing (Side now hurting)



Still Laughing (Tears coming to eyes)



Still Laughing (Thinking about baseball to stop laughing)



Still Laughing (but now down to a chuckle)



Still Laughing (but actually just smerking)



Done Laughing (You can go to the next message now)
 

yakko

Lifer
Apr 18, 2000
25,455
2
0


<< LOL - well, maybe I'm an old dork, but I thought that was funny >>

You're not an old dork. I thought it was funny too but I am not old.:)
 

oldandquitemad

Senior member
Jun 15, 2000
591
0
0
Its inner beauty is its INCREDIBLE lameosity (is &quot;lameosity&quot; a word? I rather think it should be).

It represents an appeal to the child that we once were. I think from the reaction of a couple of you that you are forgetting some childhood &quot;sing-along&quot; songs.