I have tried the following:
Gave it my credit card number & Seppuku.
Hid in the closet, but the FBI didn't come.
Changed my appearance, just for you TuxDave

I tried ordering a nuke strike but my ghosts weren't upgraded yet.
Jumping, now my nieghbor is mad at me.
I have the scanner, but not sure what to do with it.
Harvey, your post makes too much sense and I am afraid to try it.
I would install the google toolbar, but I don't know where it is.
I promise to stop touching myself if that will get rid of it.
And it's still there in my link posted above.