Warning: Do not use on floors. May cause slipping or falls.

[Eli]

...Says the can of Teflon Silicone general purpose lubricant I picked up at Lowe's. :|

 

[zerocool84]

WARNING: Coffee may be hot.

 

[IronWing]

Last time I got my truck washed, the kid Armorall-ed the floor. I about died when I got in.

 

[BoomerD]

 

[kyrax12]

This thread has potential.

 

[thescreensavers]

Superman and Batman costumes come with this warning label: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly"

Cans of self-defense pepper spray caution: "May irritate eyes."

 

[lxskllr]

Last time I got my truck washed, the kid Armorall-ed the floor. I about died when I got in.

A long time ago, the company I worked for used to get the trucks detailed. This was back in the days of vinyl bench seats(I'd love to see those come back), and rubber floors. You'd get in the truck after detailing, and have to hold on tight or you'd slide all the way across :^D

 

[thescreensavers]

How about when car washes places use tire gel on the step up plates, and then it would be so damn slippery. I am sure some places got sued for that.

 

[PsiStar]

Anyone iwth an ex-?:twisted:
I thought about using it at the top of the basement stairs.:twisted::twisted:But, I didn't.

 

[Rubycon]

Baker's Joy, Pam, and SHOUT! will also make floors extremely slippery. Linoleum flooring sprayed with Pam (even just over spray) with stocking feet is a recipe for disaster.

 

[highland145]

During college summers, I worked at Kimberly Clark. There were rolls of paper, iirc, 1' wide 5' tall that would have to be positioned to put on a machine. A small female new hire sprayed silicone on the floor so that she could turn them easier. Can anyone say "workman's comp?"

 

[alkemyst]

Warning: Do not introduce me to your girlfriend.

 

[BassBomb]

Baker's Joy, Pam, and SHOUT! will also make floors extremely slippery. Linoleum flooring sprayed with Pam (even just over spray) with stocking feet is a recipe for disaster.

i c wat u did

 

[Rubycon]