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Warning: Beer Contains Female Hormones

FettsBabe

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Warning: Beer Contains Female Hormones (Joke)

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional,couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing,and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.
:D
 

nickdakick

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Yep, that's the final proof. Did they try to keep other guys from buying computer parts or try to turn off their crack racks ? ;)
 

RaDragon

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lol... so FettsBabe, does this mean that if females drink (more) beer, we become uber-females? ;)
 

Isla

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FettsBabe, Good one!

LOL Dabonehead, good point. I have 22 pairs of shoes.... Now I fear if I drink beer, I'll turn into Imelda Marcos! :p That does it, no more beer for me...
 

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