War Games (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

[Brutuskend]

An Army base staff was planning war games and didn't want to use live ammunition. Instead they informed the soldiers: "In place of a rifle, you go, 'Bang, bang.' In place of a knife, you go, 'St@b, st@b.' In place of a hand grenade, you go, 'Lob, lob.'"
The game was in progress when one of the soldiers saw one of the enemy. He said, "Bang, bang," but nothing happened. He ran forward and shouted, "St@b, st@b," but nothing happened. So he ran back and shouted, "Lob, lob," but still nothing happened. He finally went to the enemy and said, "You're not playing fair! I said, 'Bang, bang, 'St@b, st@b,' and 'Lob, lob.' You should be dead!"
The enemy responded, "Rumble, rumble, I'm a tank."

 

[Evadman]

hehe.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Learned a variant of that one from my sister about 25 years ago. Her version was somewhat better, but I had not thought of it in years, thanks for the reminder.

 

[Viperoni]

OMG! That was so..... not funny.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Hehe

Thanks Brutuskend :beer:

 

[Keego]

Originally posted by: Viperoni
OMG! That was so..... not funny.

I concur!

 

[PatboyX]

Originally posted by: Keego

Originally posted by: Viperoni
OMG! That was so..... not funny.

I concur!

i thought it was cute!
anytime people in the military play like children i think its funny.

 

[HappyPuppy]

GAWD! I think that joke came out of WWII.

Cheers!