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Pliablemoose

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And kill Sam Waterston before he started acting.



My typical day since I started working in LA:

My patient wakes up from anesthesia and looks at me.

Patient: "You look like an actor, I can't remember his name..."

Me: "The guy on Law & Order, Sam Waterston?"

Patient: "Yeah, wow..."



:roll:
 

shiner

Lifer
Jul 18, 2000
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Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
And kill Sam Waterston before he started acting.



My typical day since I started working in LA:

My patient wakes up from anesthesia and looks at me.

Patient: "You look like an actor, I can't remember his name..."

Me: "The guy on Law & Order, Sam Waterston?"

Patient: "Yeah, wow..."

:roll:

Can we stop off in 1986 for a while? I was at a party back then and had a chance to nail our really hot English teacher but didn't do it because my girlfriend was coming by later.

 

KeithTalent

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Originally posted by: Platypus
pics?

edit: fuck jack mccoy, everyone knows ben stone is the best ADA ever.

He's a disaster now. I see him shitfaced drunk at one of the hotel bars around here from time to time and he looks a mess. Sad.

KT
 

Platypus

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Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Originally posted by: Platypus
pics?

edit: fuck jack mccoy, everyone knows ben stone is the best ADA ever.

He's a disaster now. I see him shitfaced drunk at one of the hotel bars around here from time to time and he looks a mess. Sad.

KT

Yeah that's what you said. Poor Michael Moriarty :(

Tell him some guy from Chicago said he fucking rocked as ben stone lol
 

KeithTalent

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Originally posted by: Platypus
Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Originally posted by: Platypus
pics?

edit: fuck jack mccoy, everyone knows ben stone is the best ADA ever.

He's a disaster now. I see him shitfaced drunk at one of the hotel bars around here from time to time and he looks a mess. Sad.

KT

Yeah that's what you said. Poor Michael Moriarty :(

Tell him some guy from Chicago said he fucking rocked as ben stone lol

Haha, will do!

KT
 

Platypus

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At least you don't get Brian Posehn like I do CONSTANTLY.

That shit doesn't even make sense... I'm nowhere near bald and about 100lbs lighter :roll:

I hear it once a week at least, sometimes more.
 

Triumph

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Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
And kill Sam Waterston before he started acting.



My typical day since I started working in LA:

My patient wakes up from anesthesia and looks at me.

Patient: "You look like an actor, I can't remember his name..."

Me: "The guy on Law & Order, Sam Waterston?"

Patient: "Yeah, wow..."



:roll:

How dare you? You should be honored to be even remotely associated with the greatest lawyer ever to grace the small screen. You would crumble under his steely gaze, his cold dead eyes would have you weeping for mercy. His soul feeds off of justice, and the quivering form of a humiliated defendant. You are no Sam Waterston. You are nothing in comparison. You are a failure.