Want your own chunnel? [Weird Ebay Auction]

[So]

Buy this tunnel boring machine (TBM) and build one cheap!

Tunnel Boring Machine

:beer:

Edit: Title.

 

[KLin]

Cool, I can finally build my underground football field.

 

[Goosemaster]

OMG look at the movie below...thAT THING CAN TURNON A DIME :Q

Damn ebay.....I be you that one day they will be auctioning aution sites

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
OMG look at the movie below...thAT THING CAN TURNON A DIME :Q

Damn ebay.....I be you that one day they will be auctioning aution sites

Are you looking for me to link to your own thread?

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
OMG look at the movie below...thAT THING CAN TURNON A DIME :Q

Damn ebay.....I be you that one day they will be auctioning aution sites

Are you looking for me to link to your own thread?

Actually, while writing this, I checked out beay to see if it was true....damn ebay always has "it"..hence the thread

 

[stev0]

think fedex will ship that?

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
OMG look at the movie below...thAT THING CAN TURNON A DIME :Q

Damn ebay.....I be you that one day they will be auctioning aution sites

Are you looking for me to link to your own thread?

Actually, while writing this, I checked out beay to see if it was true....damn ebay always has "it"..hence the thread

Really? Wow.

 

[falias]

Delivery not included. Buyer must pick-up from current location and incur collection costs.

Screw that, I'm not getting it now...[

 

[So]

Originally posted by: stev0
think fedex will ship that?

Yes, but only first day air.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
OMG look at the movie below...thAT THING CAN TURNON A DIME :Q

Damn ebay.....I be you that one day they will be auctioning aution sites

Are you looking for me to link to your own thread?

Actually, while writing this, I checked out beay to see if it was true....damn ebay always has "it"..hence the thread

Really? Wow.

Yes, compelling to say the least.

 

[Goosemaster]

DP

 

[Eli]

Wow, pretty cheap really....

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: stev0
think fedex will ship that?

Yes, but only first day air.

:evil:

FEDEX LADY: Hi, this is FEDEX, how can I help you today sir?

EBAY LOSER #3: Yes, umm...I'd liek to ship a Chunnel

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Eli
Wow, pretty cheap really....

You


A) need GOBS of cement to reinforce the tunnel as you continue on.
b) a hell of a lot of labor
c) a railway after it to cart away debris
d) a Red Ballon....


I think the Red Ballon is pjsut unreasonable. If Green Ballons were acceptable, then this would be a hot deal.


I'd explain how it has to do with the genetic make up of Canadian Geese and their migratory patterns after the 3rd of March of this year, but I have to go to a meeting on sensibility....

 

[iwearnosox]

I'm emailing him about shipping costs.

 

[iwearnosox]

Dear rorysteel,

I'd like to build a secret tunnel here in the U.S. Do you deliver?

To view the item, go to: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/ebayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3284949854

 

[sparkyclarky]

If I was really wealthy it would be interesting to start a collection of the most eclectic crap out there.

 

[sonambulo]

Ahem.

Although no longer fully operational, this enormous piece of engineering folklore will be of interest to science museums and technical enthusiasts around the world looking for a slice of history during the tenth anniversary of Eurotunnel's opening.

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Goosemaster - what's a ballon? It's "balloon". And yes, I think it's time I went to sleep since I'm turning into a grammar nazi. I can see it now

Fedex: Hello? How can I help you?
Me: I'd like to ship a tunnel boring machine.
Fedex: What is a tunnel boring machine?
Me: It's 580 tons, 8 meters in diameter, about 50 meters long.
Fedex: :Q Alright, that'll be $250,000.

 

[sillymofo]

This is on display at the site, serving the role of as section of the Golden Gate Bridge suspension cable on display at the bridge?

Hmmm, :evil: thought, I wonder how many bridges can I sell on eBay?... hmmm....

 

[DivideBYZero]

This thing has been for sale ever since the tunnel was completed. I've driven by it a coupla times. It's next to the main motorway on the way to the tunnel.

 

[Shockwave]

"Although no longer fully operational"