I have a friend that I've always tormented by paying him to do hilarious stuff.
such as:
$10 per berry: he ate 3 red berries off the bush out front, got diahrea and gots paid.
paid him $50 to drink a glass of 75% ketchup/25% vodka
there are COUNTLESS attempts to get him to do other things. I constantly make proposals, but his prices get too high.
shave eyebrows and replace w/ magic marker unibrow
carry a clear ziploc bag full of his last BM in his left hand while we grocery shop
tell his sister she has nice t*ts
jump out of the bushes and smack our neighbor w/ raw fish,
you know, random fun things that may or may not result in charges being pressed.
If i had more money, and carried a digital camcorder. I could make like bootleg type shows for web broadcast and perhaps make a few bucks w/ advertising revenue and possibly paid downloads instead of streaming.
Anyone else out there thought of doing this stuff?
Any good ideas for stuff I can blow my money on getting him to do?
his worst nightmare is me winning the lottery. he would never be able to stop being my personal manwhore/muse.
such as:
$10 per berry: he ate 3 red berries off the bush out front, got diahrea and gots paid.
paid him $50 to drink a glass of 75% ketchup/25% vodka
there are COUNTLESS attempts to get him to do other things. I constantly make proposals, but his prices get too high.
shave eyebrows and replace w/ magic marker unibrow
carry a clear ziploc bag full of his last BM in his left hand while we grocery shop
tell his sister she has nice t*ts
jump out of the bushes and smack our neighbor w/ raw fish,
you know, random fun things that may or may not result in charges being pressed.
If i had more money, and carried a digital camcorder. I could make like bootleg type shows for web broadcast and perhaps make a few bucks w/ advertising revenue and possibly paid downloads instead of streaming.
Anyone else out there thought of doing this stuff?
Any good ideas for stuff I can blow my money on getting him to do?
his worst nightmare is me winning the lottery. he would never be able to stop being my personal manwhore/muse.
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