Want to laugh? Read this! What an idiot!!!

Night201

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This is some funny sh*t:<a class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://dailynews.netscape.com/mynsnews/story.tmpl?table=n&cat=50900&id=200112071122000291161" target=blank>

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I thought I was the only one to think of their penis as a cobra. Dang, guess I will have to think of a different animal.... maybe a giraffe...
 

royaldank

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there was a thread a few months ago where a man chopped off his penis because he didn't get a raise at work. Why that would help get you a raise, I don't know.

Seriously, I don't think I could physically cut off my 'friend,' unless it was absolute life or death.
 

pulse8

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<< Seriously, I don't think I could physically cut off my 'friend,' unless it was absolute life or death. >>



Actually, if you cut off your wanker while it's erect, you have a good chance of bleeding to death.
 

Nitemare

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He should have read farther in the Book of Nitemare, the 11th commandment:

Thou shalt not cutteth off thy thingy.
 

Nitemare

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<< Local radio and newspaper reports said the man had visualized his penis as a "cobra" drawing him toward women. >>



Always wondered why that happened...Now i know..Es mi culebra :D
 

Red Dawn

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<< doctors said they had stitched up and reconstructed his penis, although it is now 20 percent shorter. >>

I bet




<< The mere act of cutting his penis signifies that he is psychotic," the doctor said >>

Wow what an astute diagnosis


 

vi edit

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You know what's odd?

Video games are always targeted by the media for "being evil influences on kids".
Rap music and is always labled as being a bad influence for todays youth.
Movies and television shows are boycotted for making kids do harmful things to themselves.

All of these things are singled out by the press and are blacklisted because they are bad influences.

Why don't they take the same approach with the Bible????

It doesn't get much more blantant than this. He more or less admitted that he did it because of the bible.

Come on mass media, let's show some consistency here!

 

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<< Family members said they rushed the man to a nearby hospital in Bacolod where doctors said they had stitched up and reconstructed his penis, although it is now 20 percent shorter. >>



SUUURRRREEEEE it is.
 

Night201

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I like the line about him telling his mother that he wanted to be nailed to a coconut tree.
 

TallBill

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<< The man will still be able to have children >>


some good DID come out of this
 

kranky

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Maybe he had read this poem:

To please your woman, and amaze her,
Cut off your wang with a rusty razor. :p
 

narzy

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<< should i be the first to say it?


PICS?


/runs away.
>>



you'd want um...SICKO!
 

Lithium381

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<<

<< should i be the first to say it?


PICS?


/runs away.
>>



you'd want um...SICKO!
>>



I 2nd that! I'm sure you can find something just as intersting with two days, just create a hotmail account...you'll have plenty of invitations within a few days
 

Maetryx

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<< I thought I was the only one to think of their penis as a cobra. Dang, guess I will have to think of a different animal.... maybe a giraffe... >>



How about a shrew? Ha ha ha!