want to know the secret of pleasuring women?

[Ameesh]

this doctor has made an orgasm machine.

 

[SoylentGreen]

I thought it was having money so they can buy lots of stuff.

 

[MithShrike]

Yeah...

 

[Turkish]

😕

 

[new2AMD]

oye

 

[conjur]

hoping to find eight more volunteers willing to have electrodes inserted in their spine and be connected to a pacemaker-size machine implanted under the skin to heighten their sexual pleasure

:Q

 

[UNCjigga]

I want to know the secret of pleasuring Ameesh!

(a method that does not involve Bill Gates, a MS Force feedback joystick, or assless chaps preferred...)

 

[BillGates]

I thought it was shiny things or pretty color things.

 

[P.O.W.]

With all these penis enlargement pills I have been taking, why would I spend $22,000 on that machine?

 

[Regs]

Wasn't their an orgasm pill?

I would like to spike a few drinks with that. 20 at a time, no less or it will lose it's art'ism.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: uncJIGGA
I want to know the secret of pleasuring Ameesh!

(a method that does not involve Bill Gates, a MS Force feedback joystick, or assless chaps preferred...)

Of course, answering the question of WHY you would want to know this is left as an exercise for the reader..

 

[GTaudiophile]

Damn, women have all the fun!

 

[Gunbuster]

These rats were very happy animals. Put them in a box, hook them up,
and let them press a lever to stimulate themselves. They go forever.
After about an hour of about 500 presses per minute (pausing on
occasion to catch their breath), they collapse of exhaustion.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: BillGates
I thought it was shiny things or pretty color things.

That's alot cheaper than handing her your credit card

 

[UNCjigga]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: uncJIGGA
I want to know the secret of pleasuring Ameesh!

(a method that does not involve Bill Gates, a MS Force feedback joystick, or assless chaps preferred...)

Of course, answering the question of WHY you would want to know this is left as an exercise for the reader..

Pssst....I'm his secret santa...don't tell anyone!!!

 

[Shawn]

sounds kinda dangerous to me.

 

[Wuffsunie]

Who says money can't buy happiness? 😀

 

[MaxDepth]

This brings a whole new meaning to "finding her button."
😛

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: uncJIGGA
I want to know the secret of pleasuring Ameesh!

(a method that does not involve Bill Gates, a MS Force feedback joystick, or assless chaps preferred...)

Of course, answering the question of WHY you would want to know this is left as an exercise for the reader..

jealous? haha

 

[miniMUNCH]

I guess some women may need it...

Maybe these women need to find a guy with a bigger johnson.

 

[Nocturnal]

Hey Ameesh have you ever tried getting in contact with JAlba and telling her you work for Microsoft? I heard she likes the computer-savvy/Bill Gates like men.

 

[kranky]

I read the secret in an old National Lampoon once.

To please your woman and amaze her,
Cut off your schween with a rusty razor.

 

[iwearnosox]

I already invented this years ago, I call it a "wallet." 😀

 

[CraigRT]

so i've replied to all those email messages in my inbox for nothing 🙁

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: uncJIGGA
I want to know the secret of pleasuring Ameesh!

(a method that does not involve Bill Gates, a MS Force feedback joystick, or assless chaps preferred...)

I'd tell you, but I don't think you'd like the fact that it involves power tools, various fruits and vegetables and a whole barn full of farmyard animals. 😉