Let me begin by saying that I'm almost certain this thread/poll will get locked.
If it doesn't, then let me begin with what I would have said to begin with:
I'm about to hit the big two-oh. oh. oh. 2000, that is. And I was thinking how to best approach this scenario. Then I realized that it's better not to have a really "amazing" post for #2000 but rather do something original and creative.
So this is what I intend to do.
Seeing as we are in the year (of Our Lord...hehe I love saying that) 2003, I figure I will use up the next few posts until I get to 2002. From then on, I will be limited to ONE POST PER YEAR. Hence, each subsequent post of mine will occur in the year 2003, 2004, 2005, etc.
This will do several things at once. First, it will prevent me from neffing like a maniac and wasting my time and yours. Second, it will make the mods' jobs a lot easier since they won't have to delete/lock as many of my ridiculous threads. Third, it will get rid of me, more or less, for the rest of your lives. You will only have to put up with me ONCE per calendar year.
Now, as to the content of my yearly post, I figure I will still read the ATOT forums for amusement and whatnot, but since I won't be able to post, I will have to keep a running log of my "responses" to all the different things I feel compelled to respond to. So, the yearly post will probably be hundreds upon hundreds of pages long as I include a link to each thread and the subsequent reply I WOULD have included had I not been on a self-imposed banishment/hiatus.
So now I will put up a poll and I humbly ask you to vote on it and decide my fate once and for all, realizing, the whole time, that in all liklihoods, the mods will lock this useless and worthless thread as they do so many others of mine.
I look forward to being told my fate.
If it doesn't, then let me begin with what I would have said to begin with:
I'm about to hit the big two-oh. oh. oh. 2000, that is. And I was thinking how to best approach this scenario. Then I realized that it's better not to have a really "amazing" post for #2000 but rather do something original and creative.
So this is what I intend to do.
Seeing as we are in the year (of Our Lord...hehe I love saying that) 2003, I figure I will use up the next few posts until I get to 2002. From then on, I will be limited to ONE POST PER YEAR. Hence, each subsequent post of mine will occur in the year 2003, 2004, 2005, etc.
This will do several things at once. First, it will prevent me from neffing like a maniac and wasting my time and yours. Second, it will make the mods' jobs a lot easier since they won't have to delete/lock as many of my ridiculous threads. Third, it will get rid of me, more or less, for the rest of your lives. You will only have to put up with me ONCE per calendar year.
Now, as to the content of my yearly post, I figure I will still read the ATOT forums for amusement and whatnot, but since I won't be able to post, I will have to keep a running log of my "responses" to all the different things I feel compelled to respond to. So, the yearly post will probably be hundreds upon hundreds of pages long as I include a link to each thread and the subsequent reply I WOULD have included had I not been on a self-imposed banishment/hiatus.
So now I will put up a poll and I humbly ask you to vote on it and decide my fate once and for all, realizing, the whole time, that in all liklihoods, the mods will lock this useless and worthless thread as they do so many others of mine.
I look forward to being told my fate.