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A fine selection of great music sung by such luminaries as:

Jack Klugman
Leonard Nimoy
Hulk Hogan
Richard Dawson
Tony Randall

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Smolek

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Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Hulk Hogan has his own music!!!???!?!?!
<SPOOGE!!!>
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Yeah, he along with Jimmy Hart (formerly of the Gentry's) released a cd around 93/94
 
kranky

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Actually, William Shatner's rendition of "Macarthur Park" is worse (if you can believe that) than his "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" featured on that page.

And they don't have Classy Freddie Blassie singing "Pencil-neck Geek" on that site, either. That's the greatest song ever recorded by a pro wrestler.

The immortal lyrics:

When I was a kid, things were going swell
Then something happened, blew everything to Hell
My daddy stumbled in, all pale and weak
Said "A woman down the block just gave birth to a geek"

Mom said "Sell it to the circus, what the heck"
Dad said "Nope, this one's a pencil neck"
and if there's one thing lower than a side show freak
It's grit eating, scum sucking, pencil neck geek

Chorus:
Pencil neck geek, grit eating freak
scum sucking pea head with a lousy physique
he's a one man no good losing streak
Nothin' but a pencil neck geek.

Pretty soon geeks were popping up all over town
You couldn't hardly sneeze without knocking one down
After a nice juicy steak, if you need a tooth pick,
Just reach for a geek, they'll do the trick

See if you take a pencil that won't hold lead,
a pipe cleaner, attached to a head,
buggy whip body and a brain that leaks,
you got yourself a grit eating pencil neck geek.

One day we cut one up for fish bait
learned our lesson just a little bit late
the geek hit the drink and the water turned red
next day, sure enough, all the fish were dead.

[chorus]

Most every day you know where I can be found,
yeah, stomping some geek's head into the ground
no need to worry, in Blassie you can trust
I won't stop until the last geek bites the dust.

[chorus]

They say these geeks come a dime a dozen.
I'm lookin' for the guy who's supplying the dimes.

It's gonna be real hard times for all these scum sucking, gut grinding, nailbiting, drop kicking, glue sniffing, scab picking, butt scratching, egg hatching, sleazy, smelly, pepper-belly, dirty, rotten, lousy, stinking freaks.

Nothing but a pencil neck geek.
 

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Hulk Hogan has his own music!!!???!?!?!
<SPOOGE!!!>
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I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
Have fun with my family and friends
I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
Have fun with my family and friends

If you want to be a Hulkamaniac
I can sure tell you how to stay on track
You gotta train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins too
These are all the things that Maniacs do
Positive thoughts and positive deeds
These are the things that'll make you succeed
Always be good to your family and friends
'Cause they're the only one's that'll be there in the end

I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
Have fun with my family and friends
I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
Have fun with my family and friends

If you're looking for something cool to do
Just pick good friends to be with you
Always watch out where you are at
You may be judged where you hang your hat
Can you feel the muscic, can you feel the beat
You don't need drugs to move your feet
When the dealer tries to push on you
Just tell him what you're gonna do

I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
Have fun with my family and friends
I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
Have fun with my family and friends

Try to do good each and every day
Don't give up nothin' bad to say
Always go swimming with a buddy
Work real hard and always study
If you want to be real real cool
Don't be so stupid and play the fool
Get your education each and every day
These are all the things that the Maniacs say

I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
Have fun with my family and friends
I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
Have fun with my family and friends
 
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Some people need to be snipered as they enter and/or leave the recording studio....yes that's right...and/or LOL :beer::D
 
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