Want to buy an invisible car?

GasX

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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On Apr-29-04 at 17:10:04 PDT, seller added the following information:

Well, I've gotten some interesting responses.

1. One eBayer offered to swap my invisible Aston Martin for the real Brooklyn Bridge. Sounds like a con. Besides, I already bought that bridge. Twice.

2. So far 3 eBayers are serious bidders. Hmmmmm

3. Two eBayers have asked about the oil stains in the pictures. Those are not from my invisible Aston Martin. It's oil stains are invisible. Boy! Some people just don't get it.

4. An eBayer suggested I claim it as missing with the insurance company. Sorry. Tried that. I got an invisible check from them.

5. One metaphysically minded eBayer got it right. After all, perception is reality.



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On Apr-29-04 at 17:18:22 PDT, seller added the following information:

6. But, when you think about it, everything in life is perception. Nothing is
really real unless you make it real. Well, there is one thing that's really
real: LOVE. As the song says, "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just
to love and be loved in return." Sorry. Got a little philosophical and
sentimental there. Won't happen again.



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On Apr-30-04 at 05:47:55 PDT, seller added the following information:

7. An eBayer wants to know if there is any rust. I can't see any. None visible.


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On Apr-30-04 at 06:16:33 PDT, seller added the following information:

8. Someone wants to know if I will take a buck for the car right now. Frankly, that's not my persuasion. I prefer a doe.


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On Apr-30-04 at 08:53:18 PDT, seller added the following information:

9. Just offered to swap my car for an Honest Politician. Get a dictionary. Look up Oxymoron. Let me think ..... which is more likely to be seen .... an invisible Aston Marten or an Honest Politician? Hmmmmm

lol...
 

Red

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Aug 22, 2002
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"The massive V12 engine purrs when you press your lips together and exhale."

Lololol. That guy did a good job.
 

new2AMD

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Jul 18, 2001
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I have so many items that my ex-wife couldn?t take it anymore and she split. She took the real bank account. But, she didn?t take the invisible checking account. Got one over on her.