wanna get married asap?

[RKS]

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Marriage Arrangement - 26 (Columbus, OH)

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Date: 2009-06-02, 1:08AM EDT



Let me start off by saying that I live in Columbus but I am willing to relocate for the right guy.

I am looking for a unique situation. I am looking for marriage arrangement that is not initially based on love, but hopefully would grow into more over time. Our marriage will consist of me being your cute, devoted companion who will please you in every way and be at your beck and call. I will be your perfect domestic diva who will cook, clean, do laundry, run all your errands and more! In return, you will allow me to be a sexy, stay-at-home housewife. I am open to the possibility of kids as well. I have a pretty good sex drive and I'm very sexually adventurous so you will definitely be satisfied in the bedroom. I'm also ok with an open marriage so you would be free to do what you please with who you please as long as you are safe and use protection.

I am looking to start this arrangement and get married soon - within the next 6 months. I would prefer someone who is between the ages of 28-45. I'm not looking for someone who makes a fortune, enough for us to live comfortably. Please don't e-mail me if you're not 100% serious/interested. I will not waste your time so please don't waste mine. I am real so I would appreciate it if you wouldn't flag my ad!


Location: Columbus, OH
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[Crusty]

pics?

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: Crusty
pics?

 

[Barfo]

No pics please.

 

[KeithTalent]

Pass.

KT

 

[Lamont Burns]

Pics is a must

 

[JTsyo]

seems like someone needs to keep their visa.

 

[nakedfrog]

I wonder how she'd feel about being part of a harem.

 

[tyler811]

Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
Pics is a must

Screw the pics make sure she has a green card first.

 

[tyler811]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I wonder how she'd feel about being part of a harem.

Yours

 

[RKS]

Originally posted by: JTsyo
seems like someone needs to keep their visa.

What's the worst that could happen? :laugh:

 

[skim milk]

paging Capt Caveman to this thread

give it a shot man, you're almost 40, what have you got to lose?

 

[Q]

Someone email her this thread

 

[InflatableBuddha]

I don't want to get angled again...so no thanks.

 

[BlahBlahYouToo]

Originally posted by: skim milk
paging Capt Caveman to this thread

give it a shot man, you're almost 40, what have you got to lose?

enough trolling loser
skim milk aka frito lays for those who didn't know he changed his username.

 

[S Freud]

Originally posted by: BlahBlahYouToo

Originally posted by: skim milk
paging Capt Caveman to this thread

give it a shot man, you're almost 40, what have you got to lose?

enough trolling loser

ROLF:laugh:

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: S Freud

Originally posted by: BlahBlahYouToo

Originally posted by: skim milk
paging Capt Caveman to this thread

give it a shot man, you're almost 40, what have you got to lose?

enough trolling loser

ROLF:laugh:

Fritolays - still a virgin who's never had a gf. Hates NYC b/c he couldn't make friends, a gf or a life. Posts questions about work, life, etc that anyone with any common sense or clue wouldn't have to ask. Then needs to change his username b/c he's such a pathetic loser.

Sorry but I already have a gf. I bet Fritolay's has already emailed her.

 

[Krazy4Real]

Originally posted by: S Freud

Originally posted by: BlahBlahYouToo

Originally posted by: skim milk
paging Capt Caveman to this thread

give it a shot man, you're almost 40, what have you got to lose?

enough trolling loser

ROLF:laugh:

LOL! Nice.

 

[LilPima]

Originally posted by: Quintox
Someone email her this thread

LOL

 

[GagHalfrunt]

A lot of people will do anything to avoid working for a living. At least she's being honest about it instead of scamming welfare.

 

[Barfo]

Originally posted by: BlahBlahYouToo

Originally posted by: skim milk
paging Capt Caveman to this thread

give it a shot man, you're almost 40, what have you got to lose?

enough trolling loser
skim milk aka frito lays for those who didn't know he changed his username.

:laugh: That screencap will haunt him for as long as he posts in ATOT.

 

[Gooberlx2]

Originally posted by: JTsyo
seems like someone needs to keep their visa.

LOL, that was my first thought too. One of my wife's ex-co-workers lost her work visa after being laid off. Now she's pushing her bf to marry her so she doesn't get deported.

 

[Nitemare]

I'm guessing she was not born in this country...

Americanized it...
I am looking for a unique situation. I am looking for marriage arrangement that is not initially based on love, but hopefully would grow into more over time. Our marriage will consist of me being your large, clingy companion who will nag you in every way. I will not cook, clean, do laundry, run all your errands or anything else! In return, you will allow me to do nothing, but be a stay-at-home housewife. I am open to the possibility of kids as well, just not yours. I have a pretty good sex drive, but that will change when we get together and I'm very sexually adventurous with everyone but you. I'm also ok with an open marriage so I will be free to do what I please with whomever I please.

I am looking to start this arrangement and get married soon - within the next 6 months. I would prefer someone who is between the ages of 28-45. I am looking for someone who makes a fortune, enough for me to live luxoriously. Please don't e-mail me if you're not 100% serious/interested. I will not waste your time so please don't waste mine. I am real so I would appreciate it if you wouldn't flag my ad!