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Accipiter22

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:( I wish...I can't wear normal condoms, I split them in half...which makes the fact that I have a desensitized wang even worse. I guess I'm doomed to a life of owning stock in jergens
 

moshquerade

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Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: Accipiter22
:( I wish...I can't wear normal condoms, I split them in half...which makes the fact that I have a desensitized wang even worse. I guess I'm doomed to a life of owning stock in jergens
why are you wearing condoms while you wank off?
 

NatePo717

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Jun 6, 2005
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Originally posted by: hevnsnt
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
eh..i prefer handcreme and my left hand....no girl is neeeearly as tight as my death grip...honestly I can't get off from sex0r because of that, I got used to about 5 years of a vice like grip...no girl is tight enough :( :( :(
translation: you have a small winkie

hahaha

rofl
 

Accipiter22

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Feb 11, 2005
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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
:( I wish...I can't wear normal condoms, I split them in half...which makes the fact that I have a desensitized wang even worse. I guess I'm doomed to a life of owning stock in jergens
why are you wearing condoms while you wank off?

not when i'm jacking off...just sayin I'm not micro-pen0red.

However that woudl definetly take care of the mess from my massive moon shots I let loose. I hit my celing one time...while laying on my bed.
 

flxnimprtmscl

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Jan 30, 2003
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Originally posted by: Accipiter22
:( I wish...I can't wear normal condoms, I split them in half...which makes the fact that I have a desensitized wang even worse. I guess I'm doomed to a life of owning stock in jergens

*cough*bullsh!t*cough*
 

GeekDrew

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Jun 7, 2000
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Originally posted by: Accipiter22
:( I wish...I can't wear normal condoms, I split them in half...which makes the fact that I have a desensitized wang even worse. I guess I'm doomed to a life of owning stock in jergens

pics? erhm. nvm.

vids? :D
 

moshquerade

No Lifer
Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
:( I wish...I can't wear normal condoms, I split them in half...which makes the fact that I have a desensitized wang even worse. I guess I'm doomed to a life of owning stock in jergens

pics? erhm. nvm.

vids? :D
:thumbsup:

any proof will do :camera:

 

Turkish

Lifer
May 26, 2003
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LOL

i don't know my average but i know 19 days was the max i have gone without it.
 

91TTZ

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Jan 31, 2005
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Originally posted by: Accipiter22
:( I wish...I can't wear normal condoms, I split them in half...which makes the fact that I have a desensitized wang even worse. I guess I'm doomed to a life of owning stock in jergens


This is complete BS.

I saw a video on TV where this woman said "this is to all your guys who claim that a condom will not fit you", then she proceeds to stretch it and slip it over her head.

There is no possible way for a condom to split in half trying to fit over your little willy, unless you're claiming that it's wider than someone's head.