walrus rant

Agentbolt

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Is your rant a Wal-Mart rant because it's full of uselessness, despair, and a complete lack of awareness? If so, then very clever.
 

MartyMcFly3

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You guys are obviously missing the point...


The watch represents Walmart. Big. Bulky. Lots of flash.
The citizens (in this case batteries) come in and out of Walmart, and every time they go in, they die a bit more inside.
Granted, there are millions of people (batteries) out there, but it'd take forever for one of them to be replaced.

In conclusion, Walmart is killing America.

A+++ OP. This would make a good thesis topic for grad school. :thumbsup:
 

Amused

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Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
You guys are obviously missing the point...


The watch represents Walmart. Big. Bulky. Lots of flash.
The citizens (in this case batteries) come in and out of Walmart, and every time they go in, they die a bit more inside.
Granted, there are millions of people (batteries) out there, but it'd take forever for one of them to be replaced.

In conclusion, Walmart is killing America.

A+++ OP. This would make a good thesis topic for grad school. :thumbsup:

That's funny, I never felt any worse after going to a Walmart.

However, after reading this post I do feel a whole lot dumber.
 

pontifex

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Dec 5, 2000
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Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
You guys are obviously missing the point...


The watch represents Walmart. Big. Bulky. Lots of flash.
The citizens (in this case batteries) come in and out of Walmart, and every time they go in, they die a bit more inside.
Granted, there are millions of people (batteries) out there, but it'd take forever for one of them to be replaced.

In conclusion, Walmart is killing America.

A+++ OP. This would make a good thesis topic for grad school. :thumbsup:

That's funny, I never felt any worse after going to a Walmart.

However, after reading this post I do feel a whole lot dumber.

lol :thumbsup:
 

XZeroII

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Jun 30, 2001
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Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
You guys are obviously missing the point...


The watch represents Walmart. Big. Bulky. Lots of flash.
The citizens (in this case batteries) come in and out of Walmart, and every time they go in, they die a bit more inside.
Granted, there are millions of people (batteries) out there, but it'd take forever for one of them to be replaced.

In conclusion, Walmart is killing America.

A+++ OP. This would make a good thesis topic for grad school. :thumbsup:

Wow. Worst rant ever. 10/10 on the crappy rant scale.
 

MartyMcFly3

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Jan 18, 2003
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Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
You guys are obviously missing the point...


The watch represents Walmart. Big. Bulky. Lots of flash.
The citizens (in this case batteries) come in and out of Walmart, and every time they go in, they die a bit more inside.
Granted, there are millions of people (batteries) out there, but it'd take forever for one of them to be replaced.

In conclusion, Walmart is killing America.

A+++ OP. This would make a good thesis topic for grad school. :thumbsup:

That's funny, I never felt any worse after going to a Walmart.

However, after reading this post I do feel a whole lot dumber.

It's a better read than the OP :D