Walmart sells musheeeen gunz

ElFenix

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edit: so that people don't give him hits (and therefore internet money): hipster says OMG SCARY BLACK GUNS LOL KENSUCKY

hipster dumbass needs to learn that machine guns != semi automatic rifle. there's a reason the comments are disabled, i'm sure everyone was telling him what a dumbshit he is.
 
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Venix

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And they have Sig Saaauuuuueueeuuer rifles. And HOLLOW POINT BULLETS!! For TERRORISTS!!!
 
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hipster dumbass needs to learn that machine guns != semi automatic rifle. there's a reason the comments are disabled, i'm sure everyone was telling him what a dumbshit he is.

Comments and ratings are disabled. He knows that he is not telling the truth. He just does like most libs do and spews his BS and doesn't want to listen to opposing views, or in this case, facts.
 

FoBoT

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sportage

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Well as we all know, people might not like the results of the upcoming election cycle.
Like Sarah would say, lock n load...
 

FelixDeCat

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That guys voice, glasses and ignorance make me rage.
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And even though I hate the word, he is a manlet.
 
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drebo

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I wish walmart here sold guns. I want to get one or six.

Wife's too scared, though. She won't let me.
 

lxskllr

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hipster dumbass needs to learn that machine guns != semi automatic rifle.

I rage when I hear that on the news. I think they purposely do that to further an agenda. "So and so was shot last night with a semi-automatic machine gun..." Which was it? A semi-automatic, or a machine gun?! :^S
 

Red Squirrel

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I think Walmart should start selling plane tickets too, it would truly be the one stop shop for terrorists. :D

Find various ski masks in the winter coat area, machine guns and ammo in the gun area, buy your plane ticket, fireworks in the camping area, and pickup a big mac on the way out,it's going to be a blast!
 

FelixDeCat

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I wish walmart here sold guns. I want to get one or six.

Wife's too scared, though. She won't let me.

Just tell her YOU are the MAN and that YOU wear the pants in the family. As such, you wish to provide a method of defense that will allow you to disable any bed intruder in the most effecient way possible.
 

BillGates

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I wish Walmarts by me sold guns - and kept a better ammo supply on hand. Most handgun ammo is sold out at all times around here. Sometimes it sucks living in a shitty liberal city.
 

BillGates

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I wish walmart here sold guns. I want to get one or six.

Wife's too scared, though. She won't let me.

There are places that sell guns other than Walmart - check it out! And like the other guy said, man up!
 

Hugo Drax

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Another smug trustafarian hipster talking shit. His investment portfolio (thanks mom and dad) probably has shares in companies that produce parts for and/or complete "Musheeen guns"


This funny Portlandia 3 minute skit pretty much says it all helicopter parents and all. The character actually looks like a younger version of the Youtube guy. :)

http://youtu.be/BLW0MnqH0r8
 
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