Walmart Now Requires All Shoppers To Wear Pants

[Red Squirrel]

Pretty big move, I guess it's better safe than sorry!

Walmart Now Requires All Shoppers To Wear Pants

U.S.—In a move that's being called "unprecedented tyranny," Walmart is now requiring all shoppers to wear pants in their stores.

babylonbee.com

 

[JEDIYoda]

Good for them!

 

[highland145]

At your local wal mart...

 

[Spacehead]

I will take my business, & my bizness, elsewhere!

 

[mopardude87]

Would this be fine i wonder? Plague doctor costume most likely bought from walmart itself. I saw one listed online, but it kinda looked like a cheap imitation. Eh this one might be it now that i look at it. Imagine being kicked out for wearing something like this bought from walmart lol. Oh the irony.

 

[snoopy7548]

Would this be fine i wonder? Plague doctor costume most likely bought from walmart itself. I saw one listed online, but it kinda looked like a cheap imitation. Eh this one might be it now that i look at it. Imagine being kicked out for wearing something like this bought from walmart lol. Oh the irony.

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I always wonder what those people do after they leave the store. Like, "Hey guys, I'm gonna be really funny and do this." But then they walk out and realize they're just stuck with some shitty beer, then they have to drive home by themselves.

 

[KB]

What took them so long. Most stores in Maryland have been this way for months, maybe thats why we have one of the lowest infection rates in the country.

 

[shortylickens]

I have seen those people of walmart sites and the amount of crazies running around naked or half naked is kinda disturbing. I sincerely hope all the stores have plenty of security officers to deal with enforcing this new policy.

The top post today:

Welcome To Biscuitville : People Of Walmart

www.peopleofwalmart.com

 

[dullard]

What next, are they going to try to force me to wear a shirt and shoes to get service? That is un-American! We've never had to deal with anything like this in the history of our country.

 

[mopardude87]

Well i order my stuff online,then have it brought to the car. You guys can keep your crowds and the stupidity that comes with it. Catch me dead before going into a walmart.

 

[donottaunthappyfunball]

Done.

 

[kt]

It's difficult to discern whether this is real or not. But if I am a gambling man, my money is on this is for real.

 

[Iron Woode]

now if they would just mandate condoms for a certain percentage of their customers they will really be benefiting society.

 

[Svnla]

Pants only? Haters gonna hate....I am too sexy for this dress.

 

[thestrangebrew1]

I'll give Walmart some credit. We have to drive to the next town for groceries since we have only 1 grocery store in my town and we'd get raped if we bought ALL the stuff we need there, so we've been doing curbside pickup since this whole Covid thing started. We go once every 2 weeks to get stuff and they've only messed up once I believe. Anything they didn't have in stock they sub, sometimes it's ok, usually we tell them to take it back, but we've never had a bad experience with it. Might just be lucky with this particular store, but it's been awesome.

Edit: About the masks, the City it's in started requiring masks in public around April, so everyone has been wearing them and people are used to it around here.

 

[highland145]

Edit: About the masks, the City it's in started requiring masks in public around April, so everyone has been wearing them and people are used to it around here

Ours starts tomorrow. Medical/behavioral exemptions apply. I have a letter stating that I have the latter. Gonna see how that works out. "Here's my exemption but it's against hipaa for you to read it and a felony." Let's see how food lion deals with that. 😀

 

[Red Squirrel]

Pants only? Haters gonna hate....I am too sexy for this dress.

Hey that's the woman from Requiem for a Dream! Lots of hard drugs and some dedication latter she can fit in that dress now!

 

[sactoking]

Ours starts tomorrow. Medical/behavioral exemptions apply. I have a letter stating that I have the latter. Gonna see how that works out. "Here's my exemption but it's against hipaa for you to read it and a felony." Let's see how food lion deals with that. 😀

Why do people insist on perpetuating this lie? Just wear the damn mask!

 

[ElFenix]

Ours starts tomorrow. Medical/behavioral exemptions apply. I have a letter stating that I have the latter. Gonna see how that works out. "Here's my exemption but it's against hipaa for you to read it and a felony." Let's see how food lion deals with that.

When did being an asshole make it into the DSM?

 

[darkswordsman17]

I feel like I live in some bizarro world. I've never seen the crazy shit that people seem to act like is common at Wal-Mart. And I've been going to Wal-Marts for 30 years (I'd shop there over Target and plenty of other retailers, although there's definitely issues to be had with the corporation). And I live in a state that has a very high batshit per capita level. I've been there at Black Friday too (saying hi to family member that works there), at all random hours of the night, in a variety of locations. But then, I haven't really seen that shit most places (well I have seen some weird people at gas stations).

One time I did have a woman narc on me at a Wal-Mart. I was waiting for the family member to finish helping customers and a woman told them "I think that guy is up to something, he's been walking around but he doesn't seem to be actually looking for anything" and then she was embarrassed when told I was family.

Pants only? Haters gonna hate....I am too sexy for this dress.

That person is more manly than you could ever be. Also that's awful to pregnancy shame!

Why do people insist on perpetuating this lie? Just wear the damn mask!

You're surprised that a piece of shit is gonna do shitty things?

 

[darkswordsman17]

When did being an asshole make it into the DSM?

I'd guess that person has a variety of things that would be found in the DSM. None that would exempt them from wearing a mask, but definitely diagnosable.

 

[mopardude87]

I feel like I live in some bizarro world. I've never seen the crazy shit that people seem to act like is common at Wal-Mart.

Same, live in a spot with 500k+ people and never saw anything odd at Walmart and its usually always packed. Prior to the Covid deal i was going sometimes twice a week but once a week was quite normal. I think most of those pictures, even like the one i posted earlier are mostly done deliberately. Maybe one person did do something crazy, then like tide pod challenge it caught on. Now its a sensation.

 

[highland145]

Why do people insist on perpetuating this lie? Just wear the damn mask!

😀

 

[highland145]

When did being an asshole make it into the DSM?

It was a hard fought battle but we were not going to be denied after the snowflakes and triggered got recognized.

 

[Svnla]

That person is more manly than you could ever be. Also that's awful to pregnancy shame!

Oh, another opinion from a proven loser. Boohoo cry more loser.

What am I today per you and your ilks? Russian? Korean? Back to P&N you go "manly"..LOL.