Walmart: I saw somthing tonight that made me shake my head in wonder

[OutHouse]

The wif sent me on an errand to get some stuff for dinner and as i was rounding an isle i nearly ran into a fat woman in one of the scooters they have. as i was going around her she was fiddling with the controls, i guess it ran out of juice and would not go.

So what does she do??

she get off the damn thing and picks it up by the basket and pushes it back to the front of the store!!!! :Q

WTF!!!! If she is capable of lifting that thing and PUSHING it to the front of the store she can walk her fatass to get her fritos!!!

 

[KK]

those fat asses are idiots, and they get those handicapped tags and park in the front of the store so they won't have to walk as far. They need to have two different types of "handicapped" plates. One for fat asses, and one for legit handicaps. Then put the fat ass "handicapped" parking spaces the furthest from the entrance of the store.

 

[maddogchen]

Originally posted by: KK
those fat asses are idiots, and they get those handicapped tags and park in the front of the store so they won't have to walk as far. They need to have two different types of "handicapped" plates. One for fat asses, and one for legit handicaps. Then put the fat ass "handicapped" parking spaces the furthest from the entrance of the store.

oh please, as if fat people would park far from the entrance. they would just ignore it and park close where they want to.

 

[dopcombo]

What?!?!?! You mean being fat makes you handicapped?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NO wonder none of them want to lose weight.

 

[KK]

Originally posted by: maddogchen

Originally posted by: KK
those fat asses are idiots, and they get those handicapped tags and park in the front of the store so they won't have to walk as far. They need to have two different types of "handicapped" plates. One for fat asses, and one for legit handicaps. Then put the fat ass "handicapped" parking spaces the furthest from the entrance of the store.

oh please, as if fat people would park far from the entrance. they would just ignore it and park close where they want to.

well then they should get fined.

 

[BDawg]

There was an episode of the Simpsons that explained the fat / handicapped thing.

 

[JLGatsby]

Fat people at Walmart? Surely you jest.

 

[Gillbot]

Originally posted by: KK
those fat asses are idiots, and they get those handicapped tags and park in the front of the store so they won't have to walk as far. They need to have two different types of "handicapped" plates. One for fat asses, and one for legit handicaps. Then put the fat ass "handicapped" parking spaces the furthest from the entrance of the store.

 

[Atomicus]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Fat people at Walmart? Surely you jest.

Me thinks OP should've said morbidly obese

 

[Vampirrella]

good for a laugh!

 

[mugs]

Thing about fatties and the powered carts is that they can't hardly fit anything in them! How are they supposed to maintain their weight if they have to go to the grocery store every day just to get enough food?

 

[MaxDSP]

reminds me of a fatass beast that almost ran me down at the train station. The FA speeds past me as Im walking to the platform, and parks in the handicap. Shes got the sticker/plate for it, but gets out and is perfectly capable of walking. What does she do right after she gets out? She waits by the elevator because her fatass is too fsckin lazy to walk down 1 flight of stairs, literally like 12 steps.

People like that need to be ticketed and beat heavily

 

[sswingle]

When I used to work at Kroger, we had one that would always come into the store and ride the electric cart around. The things aren't built to transport a whale, so the battery would ALWAYS die on her. Then she would have her friend (always came with a friend) go and find an employee, rant loudly for a while about how our cars are horrible, their batteries always die, and then demand that the employee PUSH her around on her broken cart.

 

[HendrixFan]

I work at a grocery store, and often we see the batteries "die" on the fat people. They ask for a new cart, we give it to them (fully charged), and then the employee gets in the "dead" cart and it takes right off.

Those carts are designed for disabled people, not fat people. They dont have enough power to push around someone who is 400lbs.

 

[SludgeFactory]

shens, no real Walmart fatty would expend more than the absolute minimum energy required to resolve that situation.

 

[BHeemsoth]

I used to work at a supermarket. There was nothing I hated more than when these people would bring the carts out to the farthest part of the parking lot, and then remove the key and drive away. When the key is missing, the wheels lock up, making the 1/8 mile push back across the parking lot real fun.

 

[sswingle]

Originally posted by: rpbri2886
I used to work at a supermarket. There was nothing I hated more than when these people would bring the carts out to the farthest part of the parking lot, and then remove the key and drive away. When the key is missing, the wheels lock up, making the 1/8 mile push back across the parking lot real fun.

We had a bucket with about 50 spare keys where I worked. Go get one FTW. Or always keep one in your pocket.

 

[Leper Messiah]

Whats worse are the teenagers (almost always black, take that for what you will) who ride them around when there are geniunely disabled people that need them. Fukers.