Walked into a tree last night...

[Syringer]

Help me come up with a more interesting story for this though:

Obvious answers need not apply.

 

[Q]

Kung fu fight?

 

[UberNeuman]

When she says no, it means no...

 

[SlitheryDee]

Grazed by a micro-meteorite.

Shark attack.

Partial Stigmata.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Attacked by this: Text

 

[zerocool84]

You made a post about violence against women and you got hit with the ban-stick.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Attacked by radioactive spider.

 

[Baked]

"I was mugged by black people and/or mexicans."

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: Baked
"I was mugged by black people and/or mexicans with spiders."

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Grazed by a micro-meteorite.

Shark attack.

Partial Stigmata.

:thumbsup: these are good :laugh:

 

[Red Squirrel]

Dodged a bullet but somewhat failed.

 

[DaveSimmons]

I walked my forehead into my TV while setting up my new Xbox, and the TV won that one too.

The bruise was barely visible though, not worth a photo.

 

[alkemyst]

...somewhere a spider chuckles gleefully.

 

[Rumpltzer]

"Spider attacked me with a tree!"

 

[Flammable]

" I got raped"

 

[Brutus04]

...Dances with Trees

 

[rgwalt]

Originally posted by: Syringer
Help me come up with a more interesting story for this though:

Obvious answers need not apply.

She closed her legs too fast

 

[Bryophyte]

You fought the log
and the log won

 

[Sentrosi2121]

Attacked by mad possums?

 

[SlitheryDee]

Cut yourself shaving. After which, you didn't have the nerve to finish.

 

[FoBoT]

a girl called you over to her apartment to kill a spider and the spider got a few good licks in before you vanquished it

 

[BoomerD]

zanejohnson opened a can of whup-ass on you...:laugh:

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
You fought the log
and the log won

:laugh:

/thread

 

[her209]

You got a face full of wood.

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: Syringer
Help me come up with a more interesting story for this though:

Obvious answers need not apply.

Your Asian!? Somehow I pictured you as a cracker from your posts 😉