Walked into a tree last night...

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SlitheryDee

Grazed by a micro-meteorite.

Shark attack.

Partial Stigmata.
 

zerocool84

Lifer
Nov 11, 2004
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You made a post about violence against women and you got hit with the ban-stick.
 

DaveSimmons

Elite Member
Aug 12, 2001
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I walked my forehead into my TV while setting up my new Xbox, and the TV won that one too.

The bruise was barely visible though, not worth a photo.
 
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SlitheryDee

Cut yourself shaving. After which, you didn't have the nerve to finish.
 

FoBoT

No Lifer
Apr 30, 2001
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a girl called you over to her apartment to kill a spider and the spider got a few good licks in before you vanquished it