Wake up to anal?

[BoomerD]

http://www.spokesman.com/blogs/slice/2013/sep/16/when-anal-way-go/

When anal is the way to go

It seems like a good idea.

But how many people make sure to set a back-up alarm clock (one that does not run on electricity) when going to bed on a stormy night?

 

[Platypus]

anal is always the way to go.

 

[surfsatwerk]

But I poop from there!

 

[Platypus]

But I poop from there!

not right now, you don't.

 

[blackdogdeek]

I'm just wondering what you were searching for when you found this article.

 

[surfsatwerk]

not right now, you don't.

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[Platypus]

I'm just wondering what you were searching for when you found this article.

he was looking for cock and anal, but misspelled cock as clock.

 

[BoomerD]

Youse gays guys give me too much credit...

It was on the front page of the local news.

http://www.seattlepi.com/

 

[SlitheryDee]

I've always thought I might go anal, but it seems like a lot of bother for very little payoff. I know how to stop a digit, but what if the anal just keeps going no matter how much I slap?

 

[SlickSnake]

This thread is inappropriately NSFW how dare you.

But as long as you are discussing straight sex, it's perfectly AOK at work, right?

 

[shortylickens]

http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af191/wayofusgaro/for-the-bailey-jay-lovers-1.jpg

 

[ElFenix]

link

i ain't clicking that at work but did you mean to put that in the other thread?

 

[John Connor]

I don't get it.

 

[Kadarin]

not right now, you don't.

:biggrin:

 

[nageov3t]

anal is always the way to go.

never. that's the worst... I tend to react badly when I'm woken up by my BF wanting to have sex.

morning sex is awful. I feel super gross and un-sexy until I've showered and brushed my teeth.

 

[Platypus]

never. that's the worst... I tend to react badly when I'm woken up by my BF wanting to have sex.

morning sex is awful. I feel super gross and un-sexy until I've showered and brushed my teeth.

to each their own

you're going to want to shower again anyway imo.

I am a downright wise and beautiful woman if woken up early before I need to be up, but for sex I make an exception.

 

[nageov3t]

depends on the morning too... I'm more forgiving if it's a lazy Saturday and I actually get to sleep late.

but when we first started dating and sleeping together, he'd try and wake me up via humping every morning, even when I had work and value every extra minute of sleep I can get before I've got to jump out of bed and get ready to go. he stopped after the one time I accidentally elbowed him in the ribs while angrily rolling over.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Stay classy, Spokane!

 

[BoomerD]

Youse folks are a bunch of dirty-minded people...NOTHING in my original post said ANYTHING about sex...


(not that there is anything wrong with morning sex, nooners, or sex ANY TIME of day or night)

 

[dave_the_nerd]

My phone charges enough in an hour to make sure I wake up in 7 or 8 hours. If the power's gone, I'll charge it in the car on the way to work.

 

[SlitheryDee]

My phone charges enough in an hour to make sure I wake up in 7 or 8 hours. If the power's gone, I'll charge it in the car on the way to work.

Mine too! Oh shit, I just committed to anal moments before you posted that. Anyone ever have success returning anal for a full refund?

 

[Engineer]

Youse folks are a bunch of dirty-minded people...NOTHING in my original post said ANYTHING about sex...


(not that there is anything wrong with morning sex, nooners, or sex ANY TIME of day or night)

Why does sex always have to be considered 'dirty'?

I mean, there's 7 billion + people on this earth so it's not like sex never happens! :hmm:

 

[MtnMan]

I've woken up to oral :whiste:

 

[SlitheryDee]

I've woken up to oral :whiste:

Well that's just gross.

 

[BoomerD]

Why does sex always have to be considered 'dirty'?

I mean, there's 7 billion + people on this earth so it's not like sex never happens! :hmm:

Dude...if sex isn't "dirty," you're just not doing it right...()