waitress touched my straw with her pointy elbow

[brainhulk]

Ask for new straw or let it be? Waitress was a cuteee

 

[Shawn]

Say it fell on the floor and get a new one.

 

[Insomniator]

hmm

 

[SamQuint]

Can you drink without a straw?

 

[IronWing]

Did you save the straw for later fantasizing?

 

[CallMeJoe]

Ask for new straw or let it be? Waitress was a cuteee

How could she be a worthy cuteee if she has such pointy elbows?

 

[Sluggo]

Ya know, reading the thread title, I would have bet my unemployment check that schneiderguy started this thread.

I could be losing my gambling touch, I'm concerned.

 

[Away]

Ask her to rub her pointy elbow against you and get back to us with the results.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

...so? It's a restaurant. Somebody probably fucked on your meat and jizzed on your salad.

Eat it. If your immune system is worthy, you'll be fine.

 

[Newbian]

I doubt much will happen as placing a stray in a beer can is to manly for her and she knows it.

 

[Broheim]

take the straw out to the bathroom and lick it while you fap, it's the only thing you can do...

 

[dmcowen674]

waitress touched my straw with her pointy elbow

You're going to die.

brainhulk will be available for anyone that wants it

 

[CZroe]

Sniff her elbow. If it smells like strawberries, you're good. Anything else = POISON

 

[Raizinman]

When a waitress brings me a refill, and says the normal: 'Would you like to keep your straw', I often say something like, would you mind moving the staw to the new drink, I'm handicapped. They always do it. It just proves you don't need the IQ of a rocket scientist to serve burgers and fries.

Do you ever wonder when they bring you a drink with a straw already in the drink and just the top of the straw wrapping still on the straw how they do this without touching your straw? LOL (Not with their elbows!!)

 

[Xcobra]

How could she be a worthy cuteee if she has such pointy elbows?

Came to post this

 

[olds]

Straw? You practicing for something?

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Straw? You practicing for something?

:biggrin:

 

[manimal]

Straw man argument

 

[SagaLore]

you don't know where those elbows have been

 

[manimal]

you don't know where those elbows have been

think one of these would fit on an elbow?

 

[jessieqwert]

nsfw because i can't stop laughing

 

[Phokus]

Pointy elbows? She must be... HIDEOUS

 

[jupiter57]

Hulk, we knew you were young, but come on!

You got teh Cooties now, Dude.