Waiting for one of my co-workers to freak out

[shiner]

The guy comes in every morning drinking a 1 liter of Pepsi and eating either Pop Tarts or honey buns. I'm just waiting on him to launch into a massive sugar rush and run around like Speedy Gonzalez. I don't see how he can handle all that sugar first thing in the morning. Sad thing is that he says he eats a bowl of Frosted Flakes before he leaves his house. I don't exactly eat healthy 100% of the time but this guy is just asking for it.

 

[SaltBoy]

Thanks for the info, but sorry, I can't help you out.

 

[Orsorum]

Mwahaha... one of these days, slip some caffeine pills into his drink or something... then duck and cover.

 

[Descartes]

Is he........... large? That's insanely unhealthy for a morning meal. Here I felt guilty about my morning bagel

 

[shiner]

Mmmm yeah. He's about my height, a tad more than 6 feet, but weighs in at probably 350lbs. That may be a conservative guess though.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Mmmm yeah. He's about my height, a tad more than 6 feet, but weighs in at probably 350lbs. That may be a conservative guess though.

350lbs, and that's a "conservative" guess? :Q Cripes, he's a chunky one, eh?

 

[propellerhead]

Related story 1:

I worked with a guy who ate baloney and nothing sandwiches for lunch every day -- for the 2.5 years that I worked with him. He told me he made five baloney sandwiches every Sunday night and wrapped them individually in foil, and stuff them in the freezer. Then, each morning, he pulls one out and packs it in his lunch box. By noon, it has thawed out.

Related story 2:

I came out of the breakroom holding a Honeybun. Our Senior Engineer looks at me and says, "Honeybun?" I paused, then looked straight at him and said, "Sweetiepoo..." The crowd laughed.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: propellerhead
I came out of the breakroom holding a Honeybun. Our Senior Engineer looks at me and says, "Honeybun?" I paused, then looked straight at him and said, "Sweetiepoo..." The crowd laughed.

Mwahahahaha, lol.

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Originally posted by: propellerhead
I came out of the breakroom holding a Honeybun. Our Senior Engineer looks at me and says, "Honeybun?" I paused, then looked straight at him and said, "Sweetiepoo..." The crowd laughed.

Mwahahahaha, lol.

HAHAHA... LMAO!

 

[vi edit]

Well, when he finally puts his shirt above his head and starts screaming "I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!!......I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!"

Then I suggest it's time to see if any psychologists are covered under your PPO.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Well, when he finally puts his shirt above his head and starts screaming "I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!!......I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!"

Then I suggest it's time to see if any psychologists are covered under your PPO.

lol I tried that once... then my teacher asked me to leave lecture for the day.

 

[yakko]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Mmmm yeah. He's about my height, a tad more than 6 feet, but weighs in at probably 350lbs. That may be a conservative guess though.

I would love to see something that large run around like Speedy Gonzalez.

 

[bmacd]

i used to have a two liter of diet coke and a king sized twix every morning for breakfast. Then i stopped drinking pop and eating pizza, lost seven pounds my first week, and starting drinking OJ, milk, and water instead. I'm not overweight by any means, nor was i ever (~165 lbs, 6'0"), but losing weight feels pretty good.

-=bmacd=-

 

[pyonir]

i'm not big at all, but i am not skinny, and sugar really doesn't have that much of an effect on me. i can drink a few cans of mountain dew and eat some candy and not notice any difference. *shrug* some people are just like that i guess...