Wahoo, new toilets are cool...

MikeMike

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and it frickin takes everything away, it just kaboom, gone. its a new kohler, it was a sample, so my dad got it pretty cheap from where he works.

it also has the cool new seats.

just let it drop! and it goes down slowly.

its also a handicapped height, but my father says all the toilets are becoming handicapped height, but in elementary schools and what not, they still make smallllll height for lil kids.
 

Goosemaster

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I've never ever witnessed someone who is ecstatic about their toilets..


please continue...


*breaks out pen and pad *
 

MikeMike

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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
I've never ever witnessed someone who is ecstatic about their toilets..


please continue...


*breaks out pen and pad *

the day you get a slow close lid on the toilet, is the day you get happy.

there is no way to slam this lid, slam it down, it doesnt, you almost have to push it the entire way as hard as you can to get it to slam.
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
I've never ever witnessed someone who is ecstatic about their toilets..


please continue...


*breaks out pen and pad *

the day you get a slow close lid on the toilet, is the day you get happy.

there is no way to slam this lid, slam it down, it doesnt, you almost have to push it the entire way as hard as you can to get it to slam.

that sounds absolutely marvelous....it must be quite the spectacle....


...especially when I've had a few enchuritos in me and I am tryign to decide whether I should wait for it go go all the way down or just yank it off and take my chances with the kerplunks...
 

MikeMike

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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
I've never ever witnessed someone who is ecstatic about their toilets..


please continue...


*breaks out pen and pad *

the day you get a slow close lid on the toilet, is the day you get happy.

there is no way to slam this lid, slam it down, it doesnt, you almost have to push it the entire way as hard as you can to get it to slam.

that sounds absolutely marvelous....it must be quite the spectacle....


...especially when I've had a few enchuritos in me and I am tryign to decide whether I should wait for it go go all the way down or just yank it off and take my chances with the kerplunks...

that is why the seat is always down... you basically touch it, and it will shut, so all you have to do is open it
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
I've never ever witnessed someone who is ecstatic about their toilets..


please continue...


*breaks out pen and pad *

the day you get a slow close lid on the toilet, is the day you get happy.

there is no way to slam this lid, slam it down, it doesnt, you almost have to push it the entire way as hard as you can to get it to slam.

that sounds absolutely marvelous....it must be quite the spectacle....


...especially when I've had a few enchuritos in me and I am tryign to decide whether I should wait for it go go all the way down or just yank it off and take my chances with the kerplunks...

that is why the seat is always down... you basically touch it, and it will shut, so all you have to do is open it

I realize that it will close.

The issue at hand is whether a woman has been on the premesis and what that will mean for my warddrobe.......
 

UNCjigga

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Japanese toilets are so much better and much more advanced. In fact, the Japanese are better at a lot of things. Like cars.
 

tbike06

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Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
I've never ever witnessed someone who is ecstatic about their toilets..


please continue...


*breaks out pen and pad *

the day you get a slow close lid on the toilet, is the day you get happy.

there is no way to slam this lid, slam it down, it doesnt, you almost have to push it the entire way as hard as you can to get it to slam.

QFT just touch it with 1 finger, and it goes down.... :D
 

Argo

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You know, they need toilets in the form of a recliner. Something you can sit down on and relax, maybe even fall asleep.
 

jagec

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Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE

the day you get a slow close lid on the toilet, is the day you get happy.

there is no way to slam this lid, slam it down, it doesnt, you almost have to push it the entire way as hard as you can to get it to slam.

Does it come with a keychain remote and leather seat?

Originally posted by: KillerCharlie
Have you ever seen German toilets? WTF is up with those?

The explanation I heard is that the Germans like to examine their feces.

No joke.
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
and it frickin takes everything away, it just kaboom, gone. its a new kohler, it was a sample, so my dad got it pretty cheap from where he works.

it also has the cool new seats.

just let it drop! and it goes down slowly.

its also a handicapped height, but my father says all the toilets are becoming handicapped height, but in elementary schools and what not, they still make smallllll height for lil kids.

I bet I can clog it every time.
 

RaistlinZ

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Originally posted by: KillerCharlie
Have you ever seen German toilets? WTF is up with those?

Do the German toilets yell at you incoherently once you flush them? :p