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illusion88

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Oct 2, 2001
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It is time to face the wolf pack boys!

This is how it is going to go down. I am taking this girl to a baseball game,Giants v Dodgers saturday night, and she suggested we meet some of our mutual friends at a club afterwards. I figure what the heck? I just turned 18 (the 23rd actually) and I have been wanting to go. I have been trying to work my stuff with this girl for about a week. It has been hard because she goes to a different school but I think this weekend I will be able to score some points. Anyways, that is my story.

BTW: this girl has dated more women then I have. Call me crazy, but I think that is just a little strange.

EDIT: we are going to City Nights
 
her209

her209

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Make sure to comment on how nice her ass is. Don't forget to stare at her boobs when talking to her too. :p
 
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illusion88

Lifer
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Originally posted by: her209
Make sure to comment on how nice her ass is. Don't forget to stare at her boobs when talking to her too. :p
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Won't be hard, she is a short little girl, all I got to do is pretend to be staring at her face.

 
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Lager

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Dodgers suck so bad for a team with the second highest payroll. Fire Dan Evans, fire Jim Tracy, get rid of Kevin Brown, Driefort, Burnitz, Jordan, McGriff, Beltre, Cora, Coomer and start young by using your farm system.

 
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eLiu

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Originally posted by: illusion88
It is time to face the wolf pack boys!

This is how it is going to go down. I am taking this girl to a baseball game,Giants v Dodgers saturday night, and she suggested we meet some of our mutual friends at a club afterwards. I figure what the heck? I just turned 18 (the 23rd actually) and I have been wanting to go. I have been trying to work my stuff with this girl for about a week. It has been hard because she goes to a different school but I think this weekend I will be able to score some points. Anyways, that is my story.

BTW: this girl has dated more women then I have. Call me crazy, but I think that is just a little strange.
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2 chicks at once man...
 
mugs

mugs

Lifer
Apr 29, 2003
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Man, dancing makes me think of that line in When Harry Met Sally where Billy Crystal refer's to dancing as the "white man's overbite."
 
MartyMcFly3

MartyMcFly3

Lifer
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remember in When Harry Met Sally when Meg Ryan was in the restaurant and she was showing Billy Crystal what a fake orgasm sounded like and then an old woman was like "Ill have what SHES having" hahahahahaa man that was CLASSIC!!!
 
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mugs

Lifer
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Edit: No you're not making it up, that was a funny line with the fake orgasm

Stolen from IMDB, this is so true:

Harry Burns: You realize of course that we could never be friends.
Sally Albright: Why not?
Harry Burns: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally Albright: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: You only think you do.
Sally Albright: You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry Burns: No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.
Sally Albright: They do not!
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: How do you know?
Harry Burns: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally Albright: So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry Burns: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.
Sally Albright: What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU?
Harry Burns: Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.
Sally Albright: Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then.
Harry Burns: I guess not.
Sally Albright: That's too bad. You were the only person I knew in New York.
 
Regs

Regs

Lifer
Aug 9, 2002
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Don't worry if you can't dance, those places are so packed you won't be able to move much anyway. Forced to grind a girl, nothing wrong with that.
 
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TMPadmin

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Originally posted by: illusion88
Originally posted by: Regs
Don't worry if you can't dance, those places are so packed you won't be able to move much anyway. Forced to grind a girl, nothing wrong with that.
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yeah!
I get to rub my crotch up against something!

City Nights = club
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By the sounds of it you best be careful where you grind her, if she is that short, know what I mean?
 
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illusion88

Lifer
Oct 2, 2001
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I just realised, that if we stay there until closing, I will be staying up for 23 hours in a row. My god, someone shoot me.

EDIT: I woke up at 4:30 to go surfing. I ment to wake up at 5:15 but for some reason I woke up early and couldn't go back to bed.
 
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kadajawi

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hehe, maybe that way you'll get to some threesome :D Uh, and good luck ;) Dang... why do I love metal? Only contact to others is some guys long hair hitting my face... or some guy jumping into my me...
 
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illusion88

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Originally posted by: kadajawi
hehe, maybe that way you'll get to some threesome :D Uh, and good luck ;) Dang... why do I love metal? Only contact to others is some guys long hair hitting my face... or some guy jumping into my me...
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Dude, this is why I go to local concerts. Mosh Pits = awesome. And when it is a ska show: Skank pit > mosh pit everytime. SKANK IT UP!
 
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