W.....T......F.....

[aphex]

10:03pm....

I hear a banging on the door downstairs... My dog goes crazy...

I open it to find my 60+ year old neighbor standing there, without his shirt on, saying 'What happened to your car?!?!?!'

I walked outside for a sec and see he's pointing to my fiancee's car, a dent in the side thats been there for 2-3 years.

I tell him and he yells 'Go Grab a Plunger, QUICK!'

So i go in, look for 2 minutes but it cant be found, so i go back outside and he's sitting there, circling his fingers around the dent.

I explain i cant find it, so he backs his car up so we get better light, and proceeds to explain to me how i hit it real quick with the plunger and pull out to get the dent out.

Thanks for the info.... but..... WTF

 

[KarenMarie]

Hahahaha!!!!


:laugh:

 

[neutralizer]

He's crazy. It's time to move.

 

[mwtgg]

My neighbors are too busy digging up their front yard and randomly placing stones to do something that weird.

 

[NTB]

Sounds like he was drunk and he thought *he* did that. He'll probably wake up tommmorow either a)extremely embarassed or b ) not remembering a thing 😛

Nate

 

[sniperruff]

hit his head real quick with the plunger and that should buff your neighbor right out.

 

[Nitemare]

This him?

 

[jEct2]

cliffnote:

his fvcked up neighbor rings his doorbell in the middle of the night to comment on aphex's dent on the car that's been there for many years. He quickly tells aphex to grab the plunger to 'buff the dent out' timely before it's too late. WTF?

 

[suicidalpigeon]

good wisdom, poor dress code.

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: NTB
Sounds like he was drunk and he thought *he* did that. He'll probably wake up tommmorow either a)extremely embarassed or b ) not remembering a thing 😛

Nate

Nope, i dont think he thought he did it...

We have two spaces out front, both protected by walkways either side, so the only cars that can hit the cars are our own

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: wafflesandsyrup
good wisdom, poor dress code.

and poor timing.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
This him?

LMAO, I can so see Kramar in a situation like that.

 

[SVT Cobra]

lol halarious.....pics of this guy and then dent by any chance???

 

[jEct2]

Originally posted by: aphex

Originally posted by: wafflesandsyrup
good wisdom, poor dress code.

and poor timing.

replace poor with random.

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: Son of a N00b
lol halarious.....pics of this guy and then dent by any chance???

He drove off after showing me, and its too late at night to get any good pics of the dent.... Sorry 🙁

 

[Kanalua]

nice...

 

[blurredvision]

Originally posted by: jEct2
cliffnote:

his fvcked up neighbor rings his doorbell in the middle of the night to comment on aphex's dent on the car that's been there for many years. He quickly tells aphex to grab the plunger to 'buff the dent out' timely before it's too late. WTF?

First off, a 1 minute post does not require a 30 second cliff note.

Second off, the bigger issue here is that you couldn't find your plunger. That needs to be fixed ASAP. 😉

 

[sandorski]

Did it work?

 

[jonnyGURU]

Originally posted by: mwtgg
My neighbors are too busy digging up their front yard and randomly placing stones to do something that weird.

Do you live two doors down from me?

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: jonnyGURU

Originally posted by: mwtgg
My neighbors are too busy digging up their front yard and randomly placing stones to do something that weird.

Do you live two doors down from me?

Depends, are you Jewish?

 

[SVT Cobra]

Originally posted by: aphex

Originally posted by: Son of a N00b
lol halarious.....pics of this guy and then dent by any chance???

He drove off after showing me, and its too late at night to get any good pics of the dent.... Sorry 🙁

lol thats alright...wonder where he went...he def. did it...

talk to him in the morning...snap a pic, AND UPDATE!

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: Son of a N00b

Originally posted by: aphex

Originally posted by: Son of a N00b
lol halarious.....pics of this guy and then dent by any chance???

He drove off after showing me, and its too late at night to get any good pics of the dent.... Sorry 🙁

lol thats alright...wonder where he went...he def. did it...

talk to him in the morning...snap a pic, AND UPDATE!

He didn't do it... She got the dent back in college like 2-3 years ago....

 

[SVT Cobra]

Originally posted by: aphex

Originally posted by: Son of a N00b

Originally posted by: aphex

Originally posted by: Son of a N00b
lol halarious.....pics of this guy and then dent by any chance???

He drove off after showing me, and its too late at night to get any good pics of the dent.... Sorry 🙁

lol thats alright...wonder where he went...he def. did it...

talk to him in the morning...snap a pic, AND UPDATE!

He didn't do it... She got the dent back in college like 2-3 years ago....

OH missed that....LMFAO that makes it so much funnier!

 

[JoeKing]

I've got a neighbor who's getting pretty senile.

I've had to help him back to his house after I saw him wandering the neighborhood once
I tried to find his grandson who he said was missing, but it ended up the grandson had left to go home a week earlier
He keeps calling me Bill when my name is Joe
His car has been taken away because he's gotten in too many accidents

It's really sad actually. I DON'T WANT TO GROW OLD ALONE!! 🙁


someone hold me.

 

[Spike]

Lol, thats pretty strange. I have not really met my new neighbors yet, though they all seem semi-sane, so I don't expect late night plunger calls

-spike