W..T...F... Website selling bio-engineered dogs..

[jdoggg12]

I call BS... but really... WTF???

http://www.greatinventions.tv/products/109.php


































Edit: FYI, its like the onion of etailers

 

[Agentbolt]

You call BS? Really? Any other limbs you want to step out on today?

 

[Turin39789]

umm, stupid internet hoax?

 

[pyonir]

It's not even original.

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/genpets.asp

 

[jhu]

if you want a dog that produces no solid waste, you put the dog on tpn. you'll still have to deal with the liquid waste and possibly the eventual liver disease

 

[HannibalX]

Warnings:

* Never feed it anything other than Shahinco Labs Brand Protein Pellets
* Rare cases of anal sac spontaneous generation have occurred. In these cases rectal prolapse usually occurs from the rectum to the stomach.
* If Bio.Pet becomes bloated or it's stomach distended, stop feeding it immediately. Cover household contents with plastic tarps and call Shahinco for further instructions.
* Do not allow Bio.Pet to breed with other dogs or humans.
* Do not eat Bio.Pet. Some genetic mutations may be passed on to humans.

 

[altonb1]

Repost?

 

[Rubycon]

If one eats but cannot shit they have an inevitable issue as shown in the old soliloquy!

Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust
One for your Asshole
Or your Belly
Shall Bust!