Vote for your pick: The Anti-Christ

BonzaiDuck

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Some few voices among the Christian evangelical spectrum preach that the Pope is the Anti-Christ.

I think, if the Anti-Christ exists, that it must be Donald Trump.

The Devil . . . is in the conditional clause . . .

I won't comment much on Donald's recent pompadour development, but it's stunning. It seems he must have 5 Warren Beatty clones, buzzing and hissing with hairspray.
 

HamburgerBoy

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I had a dream this morning that Trump picked Strom Thurmond for VP just because he could. Great guy.
 

BonzaiDuck

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I had a dream this morning that Trump picked Strom Thurmond for VP just because he could. Great guy.

I can see it. George Romero sprinkling powder over the grave, Stephen King chanting the Lord's Prayer backwards, and Trump looking on from afar with his checkbook.

Money talks, and resurrects the bullshit.
 

Sonikku

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The past 6 years I thought Obama was the anti-christ?

Maybe he's been promoted to satan. :hmm:
 

BonzaiDuck

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The past 6 years I thought Obama was the anti-christ?

Maybe he's been promoted to satan. :hmm:

The Prez doesn't have the money. How could he build the wall, hire Stephen King and George Romero, and resurrect the dead?
 

thraashman

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Either the Koch brothers or whoever the jackass that runs Natural News (if we're not naming politicians). If we're naming politicians, Ted Cruz, hands down.
 

DrPizza

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Hey, the Pope came out today and said that while the Catholic Church is against birth control, that if women in areas affected by the Zika virus were using birth control to prevent pregnancies, that would be okay.

Those evangelicals would tell those women that they need to abstain from sex.

So, I think it's those evangelicals who embody the anti-Christ, and they're just saying it's the Pope to confuse people.