>>>>>>>> GUIDE TO VOLMODDING <<<<<<<<<<
Before reading this s_it, i take no responsibility for any damage occured due to Over-Volting. Doing so will severly decrease the life span of your As_.
INTRO:
When you can't get enough out of your As_, there are other ways to increase its performance.
Generally Volt-Modding is done by shading some special ponts with a pencil but today with the hardware as large as a hairy beast, Volt-modding requires more than just a pencil.
CAUTION:
Only for fresh as_es and not already modded as_es.
THINGS YOU NEED:
1x As_ ( 2 is good, if one goes kaboom )
1x Artic Anti-F_k Thermal Poop.
1x 12000 KW ( 11000 V ) generator
1x high density Copper cables
and % 100 commitment.
THE PROCESS:
To give you a hint, Volt-Modding your a_s requires to find the 2 contact points for applying voltage.
Look at your self and find the 2 n_pples.
We need to scratch the n_pples with a screw driver to give them a clean shiny look for good contact.
Now, steal a 11000 V generator from your boss and hook up 2 cables from it to the fresh contact points.
Connecting the Generator with the n_pples points unlocks 4 hidden pipleines, each going into your a_s.
However it is also advised to use proper cooling so you dont blow your a_s.
COOLING:
we need a Zalman reserator fanless water cooler for the job. First off clean and wipe your hairy a_s with a Johnsons Baby cleanser.
Next, get some thick thermal poop.
If you dont have it, i recommend to ask your neibor's wife to s_ck it for you.
Once you get your Poop out, apply a thin and even layer onto the a_s. Attach the Water cooler on your as_.
Check if there are no water or sh_t leaks.
After applying 11000V of power, here are the bechmarks.
BENCHMARK:
Type Accomodation
Normal as_ barely 1 cock
Over-Clocked as_ 2 c_cks
VOLT-MODDED AS_ ABOVE 3 Elephants and a piano
VERDICT:
The result speak from thereselves, not only you can increase your a_s performance but also suck up all your Gf's and your friends gf's for free.
Happy modding.
Bye
www.Volt-my-as_.com
Mercy lock. There are no winners here, only victims.
AnandTech Moderator
Before reading this s_it, i take no responsibility for any damage occured due to Over-Volting. Doing so will severly decrease the life span of your As_.
INTRO:
When you can't get enough out of your As_, there are other ways to increase its performance.
Generally Volt-Modding is done by shading some special ponts with a pencil but today with the hardware as large as a hairy beast, Volt-modding requires more than just a pencil.
CAUTION:
Only for fresh as_es and not already modded as_es.
THINGS YOU NEED:
1x As_ ( 2 is good, if one goes kaboom )
1x Artic Anti-F_k Thermal Poop.
1x 12000 KW ( 11000 V ) generator
1x high density Copper cables
and % 100 commitment.
THE PROCESS:
To give you a hint, Volt-Modding your a_s requires to find the 2 contact points for applying voltage.
Look at your self and find the 2 n_pples.
We need to scratch the n_pples with a screw driver to give them a clean shiny look for good contact.
Now, steal a 11000 V generator from your boss and hook up 2 cables from it to the fresh contact points.
Connecting the Generator with the n_pples points unlocks 4 hidden pipleines, each going into your a_s.
However it is also advised to use proper cooling so you dont blow your a_s.
COOLING:
we need a Zalman reserator fanless water cooler for the job. First off clean and wipe your hairy a_s with a Johnsons Baby cleanser.
Next, get some thick thermal poop.
If you dont have it, i recommend to ask your neibor's wife to s_ck it for you.
Once you get your Poop out, apply a thin and even layer onto the a_s. Attach the Water cooler on your as_.
Check if there are no water or sh_t leaks.
After applying 11000V of power, here are the bechmarks.
BENCHMARK:
Type Accomodation
Normal as_ barely 1 cock
Over-Clocked as_ 2 c_cks
VOLT-MODDED AS_ ABOVE 3 Elephants and a piano
VERDICT:
The result speak from thereselves, not only you can increase your a_s performance but also suck up all your Gf's and your friends gf's for free.
Happy modding.
Bye
www.Volt-my-as_.com
Mercy lock. There are no winners here, only victims.
AnandTech Moderator
