voicemail/answering machine greetings

[knivox]

anyone know some good/funny ones.

 

[neutralizer]

i could use some good ones for my celly.

 

[Perknose]

I used to have one where I substituted a slide whistle for the beep and said, "At the sound of the ascending tone, please leave your name, number, shoe size, and personal thoughts on the origins of the universe."

I would get messages with whole groups of telemarketers laughing in the background.

 

[MichaelD]

SPEAK!

/beeeeep

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

SPEAK!

/beeeeep

Yeah, mine now just says, "Please! Leave a message."

 

[Cyberian]

"It's 2004, you know the routine."

 

[knivox]

yeah, i've used one before that i stole from dylan on 90210

hey this is XXXX, you know the drill.