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Vodka Question

Be sure to rotate it every so often. I liquified the center of a watermelon doing that. Did it again and rotated it and it turned out great. 🙂
 
it's easier just to cut the watermelon up and through it all in with the vodka into a big bucket. then strain it.
 
Originally posted by: Feldenak
Originally posted by: Monel Funkawitz
Aint bad till you barf a 3" diameter stream of it up. Then it never tastes the same afterward.
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Don't eat the whole watermelon by yourself. 🙂
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I made it through the first mellon. The second one kicked my ass about 1/4 the way through. (This was eaten over a few hour period, BTW) I spent 3 hours on the can, barfing 'tween my legs, because it was comming out of both ends.

 
Originally posted by: Monel Funkawitz
Originally posted by: Feldenak
Originally posted by: Monel Funkawitz
Aint bad till you barf a 3" diameter stream of it up. Then it never tastes the same afterward.
Click to expand...

Don't eat the whole watermelon by yourself. 🙂
Click to expand...

I made it through the first mellon. The second one kicked my ass about 1/4 the way through. (This was eaten over a few hour period, BTW) I spent 3 hours on the can, barfing 'tween my legs, because it was comming out of both ends.
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:Q eeeew.....
 
Yeah, it wasn't pretty. I couldn't touch a mellon for quite some time after that. I get queazy when I smell that 200 octane watermellon smell.
 
Originally posted by: phreakah
I'm gonna try and make a Watermelon Vodka ... Basically cut a hole in the watermelon then funnel some vodka and let it soak in while it sits in the fridge. Does this taste any good?🙂
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Hehe, I used to work at a HyVee grocery store when I was in HiSchool. One of the guys in the produce dept got fired for doing that to a watermelon at work...with a bottle of Vodka or something he got out of the Liquor dept. That day, he became my hero.
Prior to that, my stunt was to go to the backroom with an empty pop case (from the bottle return counter) and fill it with beer (putting 2 cans of pop next to the handle, just in case) and strategically place it on the shelf so I could buy it after work. It was really nice when there were big sales on pop.

Ah, those were the days!!
 
It tastes good as long as the watermelon you chose is at the right stage...and you better load up on the vodka, as these things are done best when you give it a lot of time and booze...soak, refill, soak, refill, etc...get something to plug the hole, so you can roll it like someone already mentioned. If you don't want the hassle, slicing it up and dunking it like davegod75 said would be much easier and achieve the same things, essentially.

Enjoy. 🙂
 
thanks for the input everyone :beer:

i'll try and leave the melon at different angles for a few hours at a time so the vodka distributes evenly
 
Originally posted by: Monel Funkawitz
Originally posted by: Feldenak
Originally posted by: Monel Funkawitz
Aint bad till you barf a 3" diameter stream of it up. Then it never tastes the same afterward.
Click to expand...

Don't eat the whole watermelon by yourself. 🙂
Click to expand...

I made it through the first mellon. The second one kicked my ass about 1/4 the way through. (This was eaten over a few hour period, BTW) I spent 3 hours on the can, barfing 'tween my legs, because it was comming out of both ends.
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Seriously...was there any real need to tell us that much detail?
rolleye.gif
 
Originally posted by: placebo139
Originally posted by: Monel Funkawitz
Originally posted by: Feldenak
Originally posted by: Monel Funkawitz
Aint bad till you barf a 3" diameter stream of it up. Then it never tastes the same afterward.
Click to expand...

Don't eat the whole watermelon by yourself. 🙂
Click to expand...

I made it through the first mellon. The second one kicked my ass about 1/4 the way through. (This was eaten over a few hour period, BTW) I spent 3 hours on the can, barfing 'tween my legs, because it was comming out of both ends.
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:Q eeeew.....
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Should've barfed sooner before it got into your intestines where there's only 1 way out
 
Originally posted by: vetteguy
Originally posted by: Monel Funkawitz
Originally posted by: Feldenak
Originally posted by: Monel Funkawitz
Aint bad till you barf a 3" diameter stream of it up. Then it never tastes the same afterward.
Click to expand...

Don't eat the whole watermelon by yourself. 🙂
Click to expand...

I made it through the first mellon. The second one kicked my ass about 1/4 the way through. (This was eaten over a few hour period, BTW) I spent 3 hours on the can, barfing 'tween my legs, because it was comming out of both ends.
Click to expand...
Seriously...was there any real need to tell us that much detail?
rolleye.gif
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yeah now what kind of mental image do you think i'm gonna have while i'm eating mine! :disgust:
 
Originally posted by: notfred
That sounds like a hell of a lot of work. Why not this: Pour vodka in glass. Slice watermelon. Sip. Bite. Repeat.
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You forgot the part about gargling and swishing around the two in your mouth.
 
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