VladSlayer for Elite

thomsbrain

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Dec 4, 2001
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search his posts, enough said. i don't care if he's for real or not, we need to encourage him to post more often. :D

edit: I hereby proclaim anyone who disagrees with me and has less posts than me to be wrong, based on my moral superiority, not to mention overall good looks and charm.
 

raildogg

Lifer
Aug 24, 2004
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hehe link us to some of his posts

im trying to get blackinches to be promoted to Elite as well :D
 

meltdown75

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Nov 17, 2004
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definitely one of the most interesting posters i've ever seen.

Friends!

edit: then again, i wouldn't want to scare him off by bestowing eliteness on him. tough call
 

raildogg

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Aug 24, 2004
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:Dthis post is one of the all time classics:

"I think that Anand - great person - this indicates, that he is the inventor of entire(all?) this and that to me it is surprising. We have some elegant programmers in Kiev, but many - poor people, since then there is no large method to make money.

It is difficult to be honest and to make money, I imply. I hope that sometimes I arrive to THE USA and meet Anand, it resembles the real American man of business. I always loved idea relative to American dream, it resembles, we must everyone have dreams. But you must live your dream (as Anand), not only talk and talk as many here in Kiev. They are dull and lazy.

Large Russian proverb: If devil catches person, idle, then he will establish him on the work. I translate: You be lazy, and you will evil come to you.

Privety to many good friends (Anand also),

Vladimir"
 

thomsbrain

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Dec 4, 2001
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Originally post by VladSlayer:

In my country (Ukraine), woman want as elder men, if they have money. I never it saw young beauty with THE POOR old man. Only if it rich. Now sometimes cows (large woman of the Ukraine) will go with the not rich farmer, who is old, but only if it obtains something. This, possibly, not so much, as getting emaciated/skinnY beautiful girl, but there it must be financial. You the capitalists (I do not imply poor way, only you have good functioning market economy), call this "reward" - an increase in the price for the smaller quantity cowness, I think. The majority of good girls goes to New York and Paris, one way or another. Consider the on Milla Jovovich, it from Kiev, live before 1 kilometer from me, now it taken away, because it sufficiently beautiful and can leave.

I is not rich and I it is not old, so at present I cannot obtain a good young girl. The majorities of girls here are not as Americans not as they think, I think. They greatly resemble animal of farm, unclean and very too fatty. I read in the American women, they become more as the woman of the Ukraine. This not good. Entrust to me the friends, when everything, that you have is cows, and deer goes to the wealthy olden man, life is not good. I have many friends, who go into Latvia, into capital Riga, to pay for the beauty, because this IMPOSSIBLE of house/home. But this only during the night. That advanced woman of Latvia is not marrying the men of the Ukraine. In the country, I hear (this it said to me) that still many men today make pairing with animal of farm as goat, to provide pleasure. I think not good, that repels. But they speak, "getting no emaciated the girl, whom they rich man take away, I prefer goat to cow (large Ukraine woman)," (they speak it, NOT I). Friends understand? I NOT WITH GOAT! I like the small girl - Milla Jovovich, and Demi Moore good look also, Wow? Agreed?

This is - the confusing fact, very inconvenient/severe for me in order to speak of. I love my country, but woman - cow. With exception Milla and its taken away. Sometimes, when we in the Europe Union, I think that we might have good girls. I met a good girl from Portugal once, and it was good. Nothing to itself, it very furious, make me hot. We on the train to Rome (large city), at night, and she touches me between the femoral bones, and I become agitated and then the impulse of pleasure, this arrives too rapidly, and she laughs, she speaks "the men of the Ukraine make impulse of pleasure too rapidly." What disorder, my friends! But this, because I do not see this beauty in the long time. Cow does not make the impulse of pleasure emerge so rapidly. I stop now.

I think that the young women go with the old man for the money (or farm).

Congratulations to all new in the friends.

Good people!

Vladimir

This is just awesome. Also, he's right. I much prefer Milla over gigantic fat women.
 

Tremulant

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Jul 2, 2004
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Originally posted by: thomsbrain
Originally post by VladSlayer:

In my country (Ukraine), woman want as elder men, if they have money. I never it saw young beauty with THE POOR old man. Only if it rich. Now sometimes cows (large woman of the Ukraine) will go with the not rich farmer, who is old, but only if it obtains something. This, possibly, not so much, as getting emaciated/skinnY beautiful girl, but there it must be financial. You the capitalists (I do not imply poor way, only you have good functioning market economy), call this "reward" - an increase in the price for the smaller quantity cowness, I think. The majority of good girls goes to New York and Paris, one way or another. Consider the on Milla Jovovich, it from Kiev, live before 1 kilometer from me, now it taken away, because it sufficiently beautiful and can leave.

I is not rich and I it is not old, so at present I cannot obtain a good young girl. The majorities of girls here are not as Americans not as they think, I think. They greatly resemble animal of farm, unclean and very too fatty. I read in the American women, they become more as the woman of the Ukraine. This not good. Entrust to me the friends, when everything, that you have is cows, and deer goes to the wealthy olden man, life is not good. I have many friends, who go into Latvia, into capital Riga, to pay for the beauty, because this IMPOSSIBLE of house/home. But this only during the night. That advanced woman of Latvia is not marrying the men of the Ukraine. In the country, I hear (this it said to me) that still many men today make pairing with animal of farm as goat, to provide pleasure. I think not good, that repels. But they speak, "getting no emaciated the girl, whom they rich man take away, I prefer goat to cow (large Ukraine woman)," (they speak it, NOT I). Friends understand? I NOT WITH GOAT! I like the small girl - Milla Jovovich, and Demi Moore good look also, Wow? Agreed?

This is - the confusing fact, very inconvenient/severe for me in order to speak of. I love my country, but woman - cow. With exception Milla and its taken away. Sometimes, when we in the Europe Union, I think that we might have good girls. I met a good girl from Portugal once, and it was good. Nothing to itself, it very furious, make me hot. We on the train to Rome (large city), at night, and she touches me between the femoral bones, and I become agitated and then the impulse of pleasure, this arrives too rapidly, and she laughs, she speaks "the men of the Ukraine make impulse of pleasure too rapidly." What disorder, my friends! But this, because I do not see this beauty in the long time. Cow does not make the impulse of pleasure emerge so rapidly. I stop now.

I think that the young women go with the old man for the money (or farm).

Congratulations to all new in the friends.

Good people!

Vladimir

This is just awesome. Also, he's right. I much prefer Milla over gigantic fat women.

That is an awesome post.
 

wildcat86

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In Russia, if stool it is difficult, that good, no toilet paper is necessary in order to wipe rear passage, rear passage, by pure already. If soft stool, then only they compress and await, until you flow through several days. By any way, you in the order!

Do not forget to sprinkle water on the outer side of your underwear for the cleaning.

Vladimir
 

chibchakan

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Oct 30, 2001
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Not worthy of Elite status. :thumbsdown::disgust:


BTW, I believe he's really an American posing as some foreigner.



A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Sir Winston Churchill
 

thomsbrain

Lifer
Dec 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: chibchakan
Not worthy of Elite status. :thumbsdown::disgust:


BTW, I believe he's really an American posing as some foreigner.



A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Sir Winston Churchill

yes, but to quote leonard nimoy in the simpsons:

"... they are entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?..."
 

nakedfrog

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Apr 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: chibchakan
Not worthy of Elite status. :thumbsdown::disgust:


BTW, I believe he's really an American posing as some foreigner.



A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Sir Winston Churchill

I don't think the posts are genuine, but I don't care.