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Video Games You'll Never Play

It's the year 2004 and nobody knows what's cool anymore! Drift aimlessly from one social trend to the next as you eventually find yourself converging to the ultra-hip world of box-framed glasses and studded belts known as "EMO." You have dyed-black hair that is engineered to look messy, but it's not spikey enough to be punk. You wear a skin-tight v-neck argyle sweater and black converse shoes--an amalgamation of old and new. You are a walking paradox. You are EMO.

You're not bound by the confines of traditional denominational religions, yet you're not confident enough to have an independent thought in that thick, vacuous skull of yours, so you dabble in trendy philosophies like Kabbalah and tribal mysticism. The game ends when you stop sucking manufactured cool from MTV's teat long enough to realize what a dumb son of a bitch you're being.
Ah, he's so spot on. Really quite astute!
 
I personally think he's one of those who complain about things he's no better at. The point ? I don't think he could even tell you. If he has real ideas to better things he bitches about, then he'd have some credibility. Seacrest, out.
 
Originally posted by: rh71
I personally think he's one of those who complain about things he's no better at. The point ? I don't think he could even tell you. If he has real ideas to better things he bitches about, then he'd have some credibility. Seacrest, out.
I'm fairly sure the intent is humor, not social reform.
 
the humor part comes when you say to yourself... but that's so true. Of course it's so true when you don't have to play by the rules of reality yourself.
 
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