Vibrator giveaways on Election Day (Nov. 2) NSFW

[techs]

http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/da...tor-giveaway-on-election-day-and-sex-toy-day/

Who doesn’t want a free sex toy? Okay, maybe the Tea Party candidate Christine O’Donnell isn’t a big fan of vibrators as she has long campaigned against masturbation. It’s not O’Donnell’s fault. She has probably never had an orgasm; like many sexually repressed men and women across the country she might just be afraid of super-charging her sex life by adding a little electrified horsepower. If only we had listened to surgeon general, Joycelyn Elders, who Clinton fired because she wanted to give away free condoms and teach masturbation in sex ed programs as a way to prevent the spread of STDs. If you have never had an orgasm, or you have difficulty getting off, and you have yet to jump on the electric sexual revolution, what are you waiting for? Vibrators give out female orgasms with the regularity of the Energizer Bunny pounding his drum. Consumers can shop anonymously online instead of sneaking into sketchy sex shops or sitting through pleasure parties that are eerily similar to twisted Tupperware or Mary Kay parties. Now you have even less of a reason to abstain from electrifying your sex life because Babeland.com and MyPleasure.com are giving away free vibrators the first week in November.

Babeland.com is holding their “Get Out and Vote” campaign by offering free Silver Bullet Vibrators for voting. They don’t care who you want in office. They just want men and women who care about their sex lives to vote. While there may be no silver bullet for fixing unemployment, health-care, or the economy, there is a silver bullet for alleviating your sexual frustration. Here’s how it works. Visit one of Babeland’s retail stores on Election Day (Tuesday, November 2), tell them you voted, and walk away with a free silver bullet vibrator (a $15 value). If you don’t live in a city with a Babeland store, a similar deal is offered online at Babeland.com. The silver bullet vibrator will be included with any purchase on Nov. 2 so long as you type in the promotional code “110210” when you checkout. (Offer valid as long as supplies last).

If you miss the Election Day deal, or if you wear out your vibrator within two days, MyPleasure.com is promoting National Sex Toy Day on November 4. The “etailer,” which has sold sex toys online for a decade, created this day as a way to help eliminate taboos about toys, as well as to prove to more women that the female orgasm is not a myth. The first 1,000 people who enter their info at SexToyDay.com after 11AM EST/8AM PST on November 4th will receive a free pocket vibrator. Don’t worry about a conspicuous package arriving at your doorstep that announces your love of orgasms. The vibrator will be shipped in a plain white envelope from Sawhorse Enterprises.




I don't know. It's clearly a Hot Deal. But you have to vote to get your free gift (that keeps on giving) so I posted it here.

 

[PJABBER]

When these spam emails hit my inbox I delete without reading.

You not only read every bit of your spam but you feel the need to post it here?

Is your life really this empty?

 

[Nemesis 1]

http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/da...tor-giveaway-on-election-day-and-sex-toy-day/

Who doesn’t want a free sex toy? Okay, maybe the Tea Party candidate Christine O’Donnell isn’t a big fan of vibrators as she has long campaigned against masturbation. It’s not O’Donnell’s fault. She has probably never had an orgasm; like many sexually repressed men and women across the country she might just be afraid of super-charging her sex life by adding a little electrified horsepower. If only we had listened to surgeon general, Joycelyn Elders, who Clinton fired because she wanted to give away free condoms and teach masturbation in sex ed programs as a way to prevent the spread of STDs. If you have never had an orgasm, or you have difficulty getting off, and you have yet to jump on the electric sexual revolution, what are you waiting for? Vibrators give out female orgasms with the regularity of the Energizer Bunny pounding his drum. Consumers can shop anonymously online instead of sneaking into sketchy sex shops or sitting through pleasure parties that are eerily similar to twisted Tupperware or Mary Kay parties. Now you have even less of a reason to abstain from electrifying your sex life because Babeland.com and MyPleasure.com are giving away free vibrators the first week in November.

Babeland.com is holding their “Get Out and Vote” campaign by offering free Silver Bullet Vibrators for voting. They don’t care who you want in office. They just want men and women who care about their sex lives to vote. While there may be no silver bullet for fixing unemployment, health-care, or the economy, there is a silver bullet for alleviating your sexual frustration. Here’s how it works. Visit one of Babeland’s retail stores on Election Day (Tuesday, November 2), tell them you voted, and walk away with a free silver bullet vibrator (a $15 value). If you don’t live in a city with a Babeland store, a similar deal is offered online at Babeland.com. The silver bullet vibrator will be included with any purchase on Nov. 2 so long as you type in the promotional code “110210” when you checkout. (Offer valid as long as supplies last).

If you miss the Election Day deal, or if you wear out your vibrator within two days, MyPleasure.com is promoting National Sex Toy Day on November 4. The “etailer,” which has sold sex toys online for a decade, created this day as a way to help eliminate taboos about toys, as well as to prove to more women that the female orgasm is not a myth. The first 1,000 people who enter their info at SexToyDay.com after 11AM EST/8AM PST on November 4th will receive a free pocket vibrator. Don’t worry about a conspicuous package arriving at your doorstep that announces your love of orgasms. The vibrator will be shipped in a plain white envelope from Sawhorse Enterprises.




I don't know. It's clearly a Hot Deal. But you have to vote to get your free gift (that keeps on giving) so I posted it here.

Or it could be and I hate to say it . This is a case of self hate as moonie would put .

 

[PeshakJang]

When these spam emails hit my inbox I delete without reading.

You not only read every bit of your spam but you feel the need to post it here?

Is your life really this empty?

At least now we know what mailing lists he signs up for.

 

[Doc Savage Fan]

You're a sick man...seek help.

 

[Scotteq]

So... Are we to interpret the OP as meaning Anyone who votes should go fuck themselves??