"Vhat is thee virgin number?"

UNCjigga

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I'm sorry I giggled and responded "72" to your question on the conference call earlier today. Yes, I sometimes have the humor of a small child and I will laugh at stupid jokes, foreign accents and the like. I am sorry I alluded to you being a terrorist by my reference to 72 virgins in heaven. I know that all Muslims are not terrorists, and though you are brown you probably aren't even a Muslim. I know this because I am brown myself, of Indian heritage myself, and my parents are "Mughal"-hating Hindus as well. So I am sorry for laughing at you even though we share a common heritage. That was wrong, as I know better.

But please, sir, for your own sake, learn how to say "version" and not "virgin".

Thank you.

Sincerely,

Myself and the Product Development Management Team
 

yowolabi

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Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Originally posted by: simms
You mean.. all terrorists are not Muslim, logic flaw...

To quote Navy SEALS:
All terrorists are Arab, but not all Arabs are terrorists.

Does this mean we should unkill Timothy McVeigh?