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Very noisy neighbors

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JaneCU

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Recently two college girls started rooming together in the upstairs apartment next to mine. They were perfectly fine neighbors for a while but now they're really starting to get on my nerves.

Starting about a week ago their boyfriends have started coming over and having incredibly loud, long sex all night long. Not just noise but also slamming against my bedroom wall. I can tell which one has the boyfriend over that night due to the differences is the voices. It's so bad that it keeps me up! They just keep going for hours, until the early morning and I don't get any sleep.

How should I resolve this situation; I can't think of an appropriate way to approach them about it but I'm really starting to feel the effects of lack of sleepl. 🙁
 
sorry about that. i'll try to keep the pleasuring of my women down, but it's kind of hard when you provide that much ecstasy.

are you related to johncu?
 
Originally posted by: pontifex
sorry about that. i'll try to keep the pleasuring of my women down, but it's kind of hard when you provide that much ecstasy.

are you related to johncu?
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No -- there is a KevinCU and now JaneCU and they are the same person (Kevin)

Nobody can get past Inspector Quintox
 
leave a note on their door telling them to watch their loud ass sex during the night. if that doesn't work, tell the damn super or landlord. they'll get in trouble
 
Originally posted by: Quintox
Originally posted by: pontifex
sorry about that. i'll try to keep the pleasuring of my women down, but it's kind of hard when you provide that much ecstasy.

are you related to johncu?
Click to expand...

No -- there is a KevinCU and now JaneCU and they are the same person (Kevin)

Nobody can get past Inspector Quintox
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JohnCU - apparently some things can get past you.
 
Tell them you like to "spank the monkey" to their screaming. That will make them stop.

Or perhaps a kindly worded letter placed under their door that asks them to move their bed 6 inches off the wall since it is banging against the wall and making a lot of noise. I think they may get the message.

 
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Quintox
Originally posted by: pontifex
sorry about that. i'll try to keep the pleasuring of my women down, but it's kind of hard when you provide that much ecstasy.

are you related to johncu?
Click to expand...

No -- there is a KevinCU and now JaneCU and they are the same person (Kevin)

Nobody can get past Inspector Quintox
Click to expand...

JohnCU - apparently some things can get past you.
Click to expand...

I LOLed. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: maziwanka
leave a note on their door telling them to watch their loud ass sex during the night. if that doesn't work, tell the damn super or landlord. they'll get in trouble
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QFT.

I've had new neighbors that either screw loud or put the music too loud.

I leave a note and say I have a baby who can't sleep b/c of the noise. They usually STFU after that! :thumbsup:
 
1) Get yourself a gf that is loud during sex.
2) Obtain large parabolic reflector dish(es)
3) ...
4) Watch as neighbors magically tone down the volume...
5) Repeat as necessary until....wait....chances are you are having good sex anyway. Just keep repeating...
 
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