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Philippine Mango

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Ok so I was down in monteray the other year and the guy was like, hello! hahaha, Ok, so I was talking to him when he started to blurt out, no, those are MY shoes! I'm like, no, they're mine, wait, what? The guy pulls me out of the go-cart and hes like, you, clown boy, you've got my shoes, I scratch my head and he says oh, wait, no... So he just leaves and I go back into the go-cart. Then when I'm at the beach I was writing down my memoir and then I decided to build a sand castle but I wanted to pee so I just peed in the sand and built the sand castle when some women walked by and I said you wanna play and they said what and then i threw chunks of the sandcastle at them and it was really fun.

I had a fun time, and I just wanted to tell you my funny story.
 
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Originally posted by: Philippine Mango
Ok so I was down in monteray the other year and the guy was like, hello! hahaha, Ok, so I was talking to him when he started to blurt out, no, those are MY shoes! I'm like, no, they're mine, wait, what? The guy pulls me out of the go-cart and hes like, you, clown boy, you've got my shoes, I scratch my head and he says oh, wait, no... So he just leaves and I go back into the go-cart. Then when I'm at the beach I was writing down my memoir and then I decided to build a sand castle but I wanted to pee so I just peed in the sand and built the sand castle when some women walked by and I said you wanna play and they said what and then i threw chunks of the sandcastle at them and it was really fun.

I had a fun time, and I just wanted to tell you my funny story.
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Holy sh!t go back to first grade and learn some grammar and spelling.
 
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artikk

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Originally posted by: Philippine Mango
Ok so I was down in monteray the other year and the guy was like, hello! hahaha, Ok, so I was talking to him when he started to blurt out, no, those are MY shoes! I'm like, no, they're mine, wait, what? The guy pulls me out of the go-cart and hes like, you, clown boy, you've got my shoes, I scratch my head and he says oh, wait, no... So he just leaves and I go back into the go-cart. Then when I'm at the beach I was writing down my memoir and then I decided to build a sand castle but I wanted to pee so I just peed in the sand and built the sand castle when some women walked by and I said you wanna play and they said what and then i threw chunks of the sandcastle at them and it was really fun.

I had a fun time, and I just wanted to tell you my funny story.
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Do me a favor, STFU!
 
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santz

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its fun that you want to tell us your fun story, because you want to share your fun with others, but, its NOT fun when we have to read every sentence twice to understand what you are saying, dig? next time take your time and write and explain properly so that its fun for us as well, as you initially intended.
remember, its all in the details when telling a story. :)
 
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Originally posted by: Philippine Mango
Ok so I was down in monteray the other year and the guy was like, hello! hahaha, Ok, so I was talking to him when he started to blurt out, no, those are MY shoes! I'm like, no, they're mine, wait, what? The guy pulls me out of the go-cart and hes like, you, clown boy, you've got my shoes, I scratch my head and he says oh, wait, no... So he just leaves and I go back into the go-cart. Then when I'm at the beach I was writing down my memoir and then I decided to build a sand castle but I wanted to pee so I just peed in the sand and built the sand castle when some women walked by and I said you wanna play and they said what and then i threw chunks of the sandcastle at them and it was really fun.

I had a fun time, and I just wanted to tell you my funny story.
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**and den mommy changed my pooopy diaper and gave me a cheeze sammich and I had a nappy nap....the end**
 
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When I wen to disneyland we saw mickey mouse and road the rollercoaster and I ate chocolate icecream there were lots of people that stopped and pinched my butt I liked it alot the best part was the big golfball that was so big and the dancing people on the stage were good too when I grow up I want to work at disneyland cuz I saw the ticket guy talking to Mickey mouse in an alleyway they looked like they were having fun until the guard came and made them stop having fun I felt really sorry for them anyway I just wanted to tell you about my fun trip to disneyland
 
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CKXP

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I decided to build a sand castle but I wanted to pee so I just peed in the sand and built the sand castle when some women walked by and I said you wanna play and they said what and then i threw chunks of the sandcastle at them and it was really fun.
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:confused:

 
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Xyo II

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Originally posted by: goku
Originally posted by: KLin
Originally posted by: goku
goku isn't in this thread.
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Sure you are.
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um, ok.. So I guess when you quote goku, you write philippine mango? How about I quote YOU and start writing others' names I suspect you own accounts for?
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Hmm, maybe his quoting somehow looks beyond the username and shows the true qualities underneath. Maybe.
 
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Philippine Mango

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Originally posted by: Xyo II
Originally posted by: goku
Originally posted by: KLin
Originally posted by: goku
goku isn't in this thread.
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Sure you are.
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um, ok.. So I guess when you quote goku, you write philippine mango? How about I quote YOU and start writing others' names I suspect you own accounts for?
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Hmm, maybe his quoting somehow looks beyond the username and shows the true qualities underneath. Maybe.
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no
 
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thecrecarc

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Originally posted by: CKXP

I decided to build a sand castle but I wanted to pee so I just peed in the sand and built the sand castle when some women walked by and I said you wanna play and they said what and then i threw chunks of the sandcastle at them and it was really fun.
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:confused:
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i know, WTF?
 
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NatePo717

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Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
When I wen to disneyland we saw mickey mouse and road the rollercoaster and I ate chocolate icecream there were lots of people that stopped and pinched my butt I liked it alot the best part was the big golfball that was so big and the dancing people on the stage were good too when I grow up I want to work at disneyland cuz I saw the ticket guy talking to Mickey mouse in an alleyway they looked like they were having fun until the guard came and made them stop having fun I felt really sorry for them anyway I just wanted to tell you about my fun trip to disneyland
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:thumbsup:
 
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