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JohnCU

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I got this in an email, and have tried it on most of my friends and it, surprisingly, describes many of them perfectly.

> > > Okay, if all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of
> > you,
> > > which would you choose? (Sorry, you can only pick one!)
> > >
> > > Angel Food Cake
> > > Brownies
> > > Lemon Meringue Pie
> > > Vanilla Cake/Chocolate Icing
> > > Strawberry Shortcake
> > > Chocolate Cake/Chocolate Icing
> > > Ice Cream
> > > Carrot Cake
> > >
> > > NO .. You can't change your mind once you scroll down! So think
> > Carefully what your choice will be!
> > >
> > > OK - Now that you've made your choice, this is what research says
> > about
> > > you!
> > >














> > >
> > > Angel Food Cake - Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and
> > fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice
> > cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being
> > childlike and immature at times.
> > >
> > > Brownies - You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of
> > underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip
> > out
> > > your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor
> > and direction. You tend to be very loyal.
> > >
> > > Lemon Meringue Pie - Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your hands, you
> > are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't
> > try
> > > to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times,
> > but you
> > > have many friends.
> > >
> > > Vanilla Cake/Chocolate Icing - Fun-loving, sassy, humorous. Not
> > very grounded in life; very indecisive and lack motivation.
> > Everyone enjoys
> > > being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be
> > cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life.
> > >
> > > Strawberry Shortcake - Romantic, warm, loving. ! ; You care about
> > other
> > > people and can be counted on in a pinch! . You tend to melt. You
> > can be overly emotional and annoying at times.
> > >
> > > Chocolate Cake/Chocolate Icing - Sexy, always ready to give and
> > receive. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate.
> > You have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to
> > take chances. Will
> > > not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.
> > >
> > > Ice Cream - You like sports, whether it be baseball, football,
> > basketball,
> > > or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you
> > enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote
> > control. You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance.
> > >
> > > Carrot Cake - You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh.
> > You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are
> > a very
> > > warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many
> > loyal friends.
 
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Lemon Meringue Pie - Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your hands, you are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, but you have many friends.

That doesnt describe me at all.
 

Of course it's "accurate" because none of the descriptions make people feel bad about themselves. Every single one calls people "adventurous, loving, romantic, fun-loving," etc. It would be ACCURATE if choosing "strawberry shortcake" yielded a response like this:

"You're obsessed with male genetalia. The strawberries represent the gonads while the shortcake represents your repressed desires for male sexual deviation. The syrup represents your fixation with bloody sexual encounters in public places."
 
JohnCU

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Originally posted by: jumpr
Of course it's "accurate" because none of the descriptions make people feel bad about themselves. Every single one calls people "adventurous, loving, romantic, fun-loving," etc. It would be ACCURATE if choosing "strawberry shortcake" yielded a response like this:

"You're obsessed with male genetalia. The strawberries represent the gonads while the shortcake represents your repressed desires for male sexual deviation. The syrup represents your fixation with bloody sexual encounters in public places."
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Some of them describe people as selfish or high maintenance...
 
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Unfortunately I picked Ice cream, when brownie describes me a little better. I do however like ice cream and the stuff near the end of it applies to me. But I am also a 144 IQ. Most of these tests are basically worthless when it comes to people with over 125 IQ because their brain is evolved to the state where they have multiple personalities. At around 150 and up however there are multiple personalities but one that completely shines. Social skills are usually lower but horsepower in the brain is unbelievable.
 

Originally posted by: Cashmoney995
Unfortunately I picked Ice cream, when brownie describes me a little better. I do however like ice cream and the stuff near the end of it applies to me. But I am also a 144 IQ. Most of these tests are basically worthless when it comes to people with over 125 IQ because their brain is evolved to the state where they have multiple personalities. At around 150 and up however there are multiple personalities but one that completely shines. Social skills are usually lower but horsepower in the brain is unbelievable.
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What are you talking about?
 
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Originally posted by: jumpr
Of course it's "accurate" because none of the descriptions make people feel bad about themselves. Every single one calls people "adventurous, loving, romantic, fun-loving," etc. It would be ACCURATE if choosing "strawberry shortcake" yielded a response like this:

"You're obsessed with male genetalia. The strawberries represent the gonads while the shortcake represents your repressed desires for male sexual deviation. The syrup represents your fixation with bloody sexual encounters in public places."
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LMAO
 
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MikeMike

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what if i wanted my strawberry shortcake on my angel food cake, and then icecream on all of that?????

MIKE
 
JohnCU

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Where's the freakin' link so I can take the test too, bitch? ;)
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No link, I just got that in an email, just pick a dessert, then scroll down and read. :)
 
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Originally posted by: Cashmoney995
Unfortunately I picked Ice cream, when brownie describes me a little better. I do however like ice cream and the stuff near the end of it applies to me. But I am also a 144 IQ. Most of these tests are basically worthless when it comes to people with over 125 IQ because their brain is evolved to the state where they have multiple personalities. At around 150 and up however there are multiple personalities but one that completely shines. Social skills are usually lower but horsepower in the brain is unbelievable.
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really?
 
Shawn

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Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
what if i wanted my strawberry shortcake on my angel food cake, and then icecream on all of that?????

MIKE
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it means..... you are a FREAK!!!
 
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Psychological profiles tend to fail as IQ level goes up.

This is more than likely because people with higher IQ's tend to be more prolific in several things. For point, your average un average intellectual at 150+ IQ may like, Music, Nuclear Chemistry, Quantum Mechanics, Soccer, ding dongs(not the hangin type! well maybe...but i doubt it), Shakespeare, CSPAN...the list goes on and on.

People with higher IQ's tend to associate with themselves several different things, they do excel at one thing very well, and the other things are done well, but not as well.

For instance,

Things I like:
Camping
Reading
Computers
Hardware Design
Software Design
Futurist papers
Financial markets
Marketing
Cooking

As you can see there are some conflicting things. It's rare that computer jocks would love to go out in the outdoors and cook them selves a fine meal. How smart a person is can be viewed in parallel to the wide variety of talents and interests they have.
:gift::moon:
 

Originally posted by: Cashmoney995
Psychological profiles tend to fail as IQ level goes up.

This is more than likely because people with higher IQ's tend to be more prolific in several things. For point, your average un average intellectual at 150+ IQ may like, Music, Nuclear Chemistry, Quantum Mechanics, Soccer, ding dongs(not the hangin type! well maybe...but i doubt it), Shakespeare, CSPAN...the list goes on and on.

People with higher IQ's tend to associate with themselves several different things, they do excel at one thing very well, and the other things are done well, but not as well.

For instance,

Things I like:
Camping
Reading
Computers
Hardware Design
Software Design
Futurist papers
Financial markets
Marketing
Cooking

As you can see there are some conflicting things. It's rare that computer jocks would love to go out in the outdoors and cook them selves a fine meal. How smart a person is can be viewed in parallel to the wide variety of talents and interests they have.
:gift::moon:
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So you're bascally saying, "I'm a genius! Weee! Look at me!" in a thread about ice cream and strawberry shortcake?
 
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Originally posted by: saxguy
Originally posted by: Cashmoney995
Unfortunately I picked Ice cream, when brownie describes me a little better. I do however like ice cream and the stuff near the end of it applies to me. But I am also a 144 IQ. Most of these tests are basically worthless when it comes to people with over 125 IQ because their brain is evolved to the state where they have multiple personalities. At around 150 and up however there are multiple personalities but one that completely shines. Social skills are usually lower but horsepower in the brain is unbelievable.
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really?
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since he's admiting to multiple personalities he's really only got a IQ of 72x2 :D
 
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andylawcc

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dude, the answers are soo broad and general... all the dessert indirectly or to some degree applied to me.... but never directly or 100%.
 
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bootymac

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I chose strawberry shortcake. It kinda describes me considering the characteristics are so broad

This describes me a lot better:
Vanilla Cake/Chocolate Icing - Fun-loving, sassy, humorous.
Not very grounded in life; very indecisive and lack motivation.
Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker.
Others should be cautious in making you mad.
However, you are a friend for life.
 
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