Vegetable Peeler Attack!

scott916

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When I got to the office first thing this morning, one of our employees had left a message on the voicemail. "Sorry guys, I won't be in, when I wasn't looking. someone scraped the inside of my sinuses and my throat with a vegetable peeler. Have a nice weekend!" :confused:


 

TheTony

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His sinuses and throat are irritated? Bad attempt at humor, but it's not that cryptic.
 

scott916

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The strangest part was, she sounded quite serious. I doubt she was making a poor attempt at humor, she's not really the type. I guess we'll find out come monday. Until then, :confused:
 

tidehigh

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maybe had an infection that actually had to be scraped out by a dr.?

my college room mate had a sore throat for a while, when he finally went to the dr. the dr. did emergency "surgery". which was just taking a scalpel to the sores in his throat. he straight up just cut them off - no pain meds, nothing. just open wide and gash gash. he couldn't talk for over a week.
 

joesmoke

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Originally posted by: tidehigh
maybe had an infection that actually had to be scraped out by a dr.?

my college room mate had a sore throat for a while, when he finally went to the dr. the dr. did emergency "surgery". which was just taking a scalpel to the sores in his throat. he straight up just cut them off - no pain meds, nothing. just open wide and gash gash. he couldn't talk for over a week.
Was this doctor paid in cash and based in Tijuana?
 

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