Vegetable Peeler Attack!

[scott916]

When I got to the office first thing this morning, one of our employees had left a message on the voicemail. "Sorry guys, I won't be in, when I wasn't looking. someone scraped the inside of my sinuses and my throat with a vegetable peeler. Have a nice weekend!"

 

[DnetMHZ]

I hate when that happens!

 

[funkymatt]

he should really keep a better eye on his throat and sinuses.

 

[Canai]

somebody needs to learn what a vegetable is.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Originally posted by: Canai
somebody needs to learn what a vegetable is.

I'm pretty sure they do!

 

[TheTony]

His sinuses and throat are irritated? Bad attempt at humor, but it's not that cryptic.

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: TheTony
His sinuses and throat are irritated? Bad attempt at humor, but it's not that cryptic.

Thank you Captain!

 

[Xavier434]

That sure as hell beats listening to the usual "I'm calling in sick" phone call.

 

[scott916]

The strangest part was, she sounded quite serious. I doubt she was making a poor attempt at humor, she's not really the type. I guess we'll find out come monday. Until then,

 

[tidehigh]

maybe had an infection that actually had to be scraped out by a dr.?

my college room mate had a sore throat for a while, when he finally went to the dr. the dr. did emergency "surgery". which was just taking a scalpel to the sores in his throat. he straight up just cut them off - no pain meds, nothing. just open wide and gash gash. he couldn't talk for over a week.

 

[joesmoke]

Originally posted by: tidehigh
maybe had an infection that actually had to be scraped out by a dr.?

my college room mate had a sore throat for a while, when he finally went to the dr. the dr. did emergency "surgery". which was just taking a scalpel to the sores in his throat. he straight up just cut them off - no pain meds, nothing. just open wide and gash gash. he couldn't talk for over a week.

Was this doctor paid in cash and based in Tijuana?