Vegas raped me on my last day......arghhhhhhh...

[CTrain]

Had a pretty decent time in Vegas until the last day..(more like the last hour).

Let me tell you about this EVIL machine.
There is this blackjack video machine that let you DOUBLE UP your win indefinately.
Basically you pick high or low card to double up so its a 50/50 chance to win.

So I was up $400 first day, then I blew it all at that machine in like 30mins.
Ok, so slowly through the next 3 days, I was back up to $200.

So for our last night out, we were playing so and so and I decided to try this machine again.
Boy, did it rape me. I kept doubling up 2-3 times after every win and the damm machine kept going high and I kept going low.

My friends kept trying to stop me from doubling up so many times but I refused to listen.

This god damm machine defied all logic. Of the about 40 times I double up it must have went high 30+ times.
You know the logic of "if you flip a coin 100 times, it will be probably close to 50/50"
Well, this logic didn't work and I got raped

In a span of about 40mins, that machine took about $900 from me.
I didn't learn my lesson the first time.

Thats my Vegas rant of the day........Otherwise it was a great trip....saw many celebrity as it was Hoya-Mosley fight that weekend.

 

[Broohaha]

i have no clue what you just said and i read the whole thing. give me back my three minutes.

 

[crab]

Sucker.

 

[PlatinumGold]

I have ABSOLUTELY NO sympathy for a moron that willingly puts his money in a machine that sells NOTHING except a chance at greater wealth and then B1tches about it.

 

[Broohaha]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
I have ABSOLUTELY NO sympathy for a moron that willingly puts his money in a machine that sells NOTHING except a chance at greater wealth and then B1tches about it.

wow and i thought what I said was mean

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: Broohaha

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
I have ABSOLUTELY NO sympathy for a moron that willingly puts his money in a machine that sells NOTHING except a chance at greater wealth and then B1tches about it.

wow and i thought what I said was mean

what was mean about what i said??

 

[Broohaha]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold

Originally posted by: Broohaha

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold I have ABSOLUTELY NO sympathy for a moron that willingly puts his money in a machine that sells NOTHING except a chance at greater wealth and then B1tches about it. [bold]

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wow and i thought what I said was mean

what was mean about what i said??

 

[Helixate1]

In a span of about 40mins, that machine took about $900 from me.

That is what those machines are made to do. Stay away from them and go to the tables.

 

[Imported]

That's why I hate video poker/blackjack whatever.. I'd rather play with a dealer. :\

 

[dighn]

casinos make a lot of money

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Originally posted by: crab
Sucker.

 

[CTrain]

I'm not looking for sympathy.....Its called a RANT

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: CTrain
I'm not looking for sympathy.....Its called a RANT

rant threads often turn bad here (for the poster).

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

lol

 

[RalphWiggum]

I've played that game. I personally like it, but then again it has been friendly to me. I've introduced a lot of friends to it, and they like it also. But they were the quarter gamblers...

Next time, quit playing or don't double as much. I usually just pick what I;m going to do, say H-L-H, and stick to it every time. I got up to 5 in a row once, but my friends talked me out of trying for 6. Oh well...
How much were your initialbets?

 

[freakflag]

This god damm machine defied all logic.

And as we all know, Vegas was built on games of logic.

You want a game of skill? Play poker.
You want decent odds? Play Blackjack.
You want to leave Vegas with a dick in your ass? Play video poker.

 

[Heifetz]

Learn Hi-Lo counting system and just stick to BlackJack for the best chance of winning some money at Vegas to spend at Crazy Horse.

 

[PlatinumGold]

Vegas raped me on my last day......arghhhhhhh...

he nice rant.

or should i say WIMPY rant. hehehehe

 

[Yossarian]

I don't trust any of those video gambling machines. You have no idea what your odds are.

 

[Mallow]

ouchy ouchy! Almost a grand! I hope you had it to lose!

 

[spanky]

they lubed ya good.

 

[PlatinumGold]

it's amazing. people go into multibillion dollar hotels, eat free food, see great entertainment and are shocked that they lose money.

i wonder who they think pays for all that?

 

[NFS4]

Vegas raped me on my last day......arghhhhhhh...

Did it at least use a rubber?

 

[Angrymarshmello]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Vegas raped me on my last day......arghhhhhhh...

Did it at least use a rubber?

or lube?

 

Originally posted by: Broohaha
i have no clue what you just said and i read the whole thing. give me back my three minutes.

You need a speed reading course.